Criticize your neighbor's choice of yarmulke fabric and size, while wiping the shrimp cocktail sauce from your fingers
Criticize your friends for showing up late to Shul while you arrived on time (though you are dog tired from staying up to watch Letterman the night before)
Always use your cell phone. In shul. In the movie theatre. On the bus. It makes you look like you have a direct line to God without paying roaming charges.
There is no better time to start judging others' actions than on Yom Kippur between Mincha and Neilah.
