THE SISTERS OF THE DISORDER
POETRY CORNER.

Here you will find fan poems.....funny stuff ...silly songs and anything as mentally deranged and as close to the fella we love as we can get....
the sisters here devote themselves to idiocy and fantasy....come relish our insanity.....

The convents daily recitation...

HHAIL RUSSELL
FULL OF MUSCLE
BLESSED ART THOU
AMONG MEN
AND BLESSED ART THY
FRUIT OF THE LOOMS
LUST FOR US NOW
AND AT THE HOUR
OF
OUR OVULATION

written by :
Sister Gotcobwebsandanaxe
Sister Showerspermanentlyoncold and
Sister Anonymous
who are now all in trouble with the Pope

this one is sung to the tune of a song from Grease

LOOK AT ME I'M RUSTY C
KILLING WITH IMPUNITY
CAN'T GO TO BED TILL THERE'S TWO DOZEN DEAD
I CAN'T ...I'M RUSTY C

LOOK AT ME
NOW I'M JEFFERY
FIGHTING TOBACCO INDUSTRY
WEIGHING 100 K
AND I MUST HAVE MY SAY
I MUST...I'M RUSTY C

NOW I'M A COP AND IT'S '53
BAD GUYS BETTER
LOOK OUT FOR ME
I'M ROOTING A HOOKER
AN A 1 GOOD LOOKER
OF COURSE...I'M RUSTY C

SHARON...SHARON
LET ME BE
KEEP YOUR PELVIS
AWAY FROM ME
TAKE YOUR NUDITY CLAUSE
AND SHOVE IT UP YOURS
YOU KNOW....I'M RUSTY C

NOW LOOK AT ME...I'M RUSTY C
TRYING TO SET
THE HOSTAGE FREE
MEANWHILE DENNIS IS DYING
'COZ I'M DOIN' MEG RYAN
YOU KNOW...I'M RUSTY C

COPYWRITE    2000
ALYSIA AND BEN KIGGELL

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