| Talk about a cliff hanger...... Nicki and Kathleen are are falling down, down, down to where, they have no idea. They are in a hugh black bag that the evil Mophead has put them in. Nicki is screaming trying to relieve the pressure rising up her throat, which does work on the amusement park rides. Kathleen is trying to figure out what to, but no ideas.. Just then they hit water and not that deep of water, because within a second they hit the ground... And they can still breath... "What's up with this?" Nicki says. Kathleen says, "just don't rock the boat." Kathleen then reachs the knive that she has in her sock and pulls it out. Ok, I had a brain cramp for a few seconds while falling and I forgot I had a knive. Kathleen cuts the black bag and they are able to get their heads out of the bag. They look around and are completed surround by water. They get out of the bag and realize that they are on a sandbar out in the water, but cannot see any land. "Oh great," Kathleen says. Just then Nicki taps her on the shoulder and says, "look over there." Kathleen looks and there is sometime coming towards them.. They both start waving their arms and screaming to get the attention of the boat, they hope. Twenty minutes later the boat gets close and the man in the boat is Richard from "Survivor" the man that won the million dollars. We both jump in the boat and start kissing Richard, hey he saved us, so no smirking here ladies! Richard does not take us to Mophead's hideout, but takes us somewhere else. He docks the boat, then tells us to talk with the man in the tan shorts and shirt. We walk over to him and discover he is the host from "Survivor" T.V. Show. He signals to two big men and they grab us tie us up and put us in a jeep. The host joins us and informs us that we are now on our way to the outback and will participate in the second "Survivor" T.V. Show. Nicki and I just look at each other in disbelief...... What next will happen. Will Nicki and Kathleen survive the first day and not get kicked out? Will they win the one million dollars and split it? Will Russell Crowe come to his senses and rescue them? Stay tuned and find out!.......end of part 6.... Begining of part 7 Kath and Nicki arrive uncermoniously into the Outback of Aussie wilderness........ they are gagged...unshowered....thirsty...premenstral..and generally pissed off Richard finally ungaggs them and gives his excuses "Nobody likes me anymore and I made a complette wanker of myself on Oz TV ...no one wanted to come on the show if I am hosting.....so I kidnapped you..along with some other woman I found hanging around that Big Bannana place" the girls open their eyes and see all their sisters in the one place tied up.....and Yvonne looked ready to kick some arse!!!! "Bloody hell Nicki he didn't get you too?" Ally sighs "You and Kath were our last hope" Nicki saddly looks to the ground....shaken....feeling like crap.... Kaths eyes start to well up as she speaks "It gets worse sisters........Mophead has Rusty" there is this moment of deathly silence as the sisters all absorb this latest news "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Annes scream pierces the stillness Tina starts to pray quietly....Bugdog pulls free from her shackles and starts to untie Yvonne Kath notices and distracts Richard asking him a basic maths calculation of 11 X 12...this of course arouse his humiliation because of the idiot he made of himself on Oz TV by getting the answer wrong on $300 and with all 3 life lines on Oz "Who wants to be a Millionaire" Melinda tries to help Kath by smiling dazzlingly knowing she can even turn a gay guys head every now and then.......... finally Yvonne is free.....she immmediately flies up in the air in a typical Kung Fu stance and is caught midair (Matrix style) and repeatedly kicks Richard in the head....he drops...she then bends down picks him up above her head ..swings him around and slams him down hard...she gets him in a head lock just as Mina is untied....she runs over and lays the boot in...the girl just loves to kick idiots...even if it's all good... Dana pulls her axe out and finds the nearest tree and cuts a huge branch off and carries it over to where the girls have him bruised and battered.....they tie him to the branch...... Meanwhile..... The evilness that is known as Mophead has forced Rusty into appearing publically with her dancing in the streets kissing and shopping for antiques.....he is utterly broken.....not used to being away from the convent and the sisters our boy is drying up inside......he's lost his zest...his youthfulness is fading....he needs help ..and fast!!!! She is on the verge of announcing an engagement....she's had him tortured nightly with saddam using shock treatment and sex deprivation...he holds closely to his last solice...a cross given to him by a stranger who is closer to him than he knows.....every day he holds it and prays for his freedom and fondly remebers his happiest times ..singing for the sisters....he knew that he could never be happy with just one of them so he always sang "What's her Nmae" and had told each one at some time or another that the song was written for them....a swet saddness washes over him.....as he closes his eyes a tear is formed "Richard your punishment for such attrocities on the Sisterhood is this.......you shall walk thru the destert naked...without sunblock or palm leaves or cameras....and you will be tied with this branch behind your back to show you that all things come full circle....you will not recieve a million dollars and you will not be allowed to ever appear in public again.....you will dissappear from our TV screens"...........Mother Posterior and the Sisters agreed this was wholley a fitting punishment...and sent Richard on his trek........ "Well that's that then....but how are we gonna get out of here?" Ally said Dannielle smirked......and then giggled as she was prone to do on occasion.... "hahahaha....in my bag ...hahahah....I got something you'll all be happy to see...hahahahah...my very own fully operational ...hahahha...Steve Irwin doll...hahahah" with that she opend her bag and out popped Steve "G'day Ladies....now what dangerous crawleys have we got around here?" "Fuckin Bullshit" Buggsy yelped "No freakin spiders!" Carol Ann whispers to Maggie Mae that she had never noticed how tastey that Steve Irwin was before.....Lalja just growled a little "Just get us the hell outta here ....ok....I have a flight to Morroco with David........OK" Jo demanded "First let's have a feed of this lovely tucker I got here ..bickies from Canada...Heavenly Homemade creations" Steve opens the lid and the shortbread scent filled the air all the sisters indulge in this extra sensory luxury...as Anne smiles sweetly...the sisters faces are glowing now and they know the time is urgent ....the world needs them...Rusty needs them......they are recovered and ready for VIDICATION how will they make their way back? hwo will they prevent Mopheads plan's? how will Nicki get more bickie from Anne? (heh heh) all these things shall be answered end of part 7 |