funny *nsync quotes
 

quotes
credits: random interviews, tv programs

LANCE

"Sometimes you just slip it in there out of habit."
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"Giddy up Giddy up Giddy up now. It's not about horses, I promise. That song is not about horses."
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"Yeah, I think she had a butt implant." (On Britney's implants)
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"I know that JC secretly wants to dress more like me, because I'll come into my room, and he'll be there, stroking one of my shirts. It's sad that he's not as secure in his masculinity as I am. You wanna wear sparkles? You wear sparkles. It don't mean nothing."

CHRIS

"I don't think any of us are cooks... but I make a killer pop tart!"
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"And we got Lance, we are all replaceable..Lance is irreplaceable.. he is albino.. quit lying, he's a Mississippi albino, they are very rare in this part of the country"
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"Seriously, I'm gonna be the most popular. Justin, you just wait! When this headgear comes off, I'm kickin' your ass!"
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"My mother claims that J.C.'s her son, when she points us out to her friends."
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"Those darn Backstreet Boys. Wow, they are ugly. Too bad they weren't as sexy as me!"
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"This is all about chicks for him (Joey). I"m going to say it right now. This is all about chicks. He doesn't even like music, come to think about it. He doesn't like dancing either. This is all about chicks..."
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"Who cares about Britney? Did you see CHRISTINA?? Holy g-string!"
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"Basically since I'm the oldest member of the group, I was born first and um, I will also tell the story cuz I'm also the most intelligent member of 'N Sync."
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"She had so much hair under her arms, she looked like Buckwheat in a headlock!"
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"I was raised by mom and 4 sisters, so i grew up thinking that women were the boss. Women are right, men are wrong, the end."
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"So in other words Lance has the sexy voice and we have each other."
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"It was subliminal. It was ''Buy buy buy,'' and they went and picked it up."
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"Wait, when did we determine that it's good to have a girlfriend? I'm trying to think of a good time. We just get suckered into it."
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"People who run humor sites rag on JC and Justin the most. Thats justice."

JC

"So in other words, Lance has a sexy voice and we've got each other"
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"A bag of fleas is easier to control than our dear Chris Kirkpatrick."
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"Don't stick your tongue out, dork."
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"There's something about my head going underneath my butt that's just not natural."
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"Man, we've all been caught kissing - my mom caught me and threw a fit! She was like, "There's a rule in this house, if you're in there with a girl you leave the door open!"
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"Day one - done - wow - my groin hurts."
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"Sleeping with large quantities of stuffed animals relieves stress caused by annoying roommates...AND works as a pillow!"
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"Everyone thinks that I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep, it's that I don't like to get up! There is a difference."
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"I've been quoted as saying that girls come second, and I don't find anything wrong with that"
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"If there is anyone I missed, pardon me it is because I'm stupid. Ha Ha Ha"
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"I'd like to thank my mum cos she's people."
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"I dreamt that I was a fan of Nsync and I was so obsessed that my room had wall to wall, pictures of Justin and I went to the concert and met myself it was freaky I felt for the fans..man!"
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"Well I have to have a shower and while I'm in there I sing. It's like a full concert right there - it's Pavarotti!"
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"Hey baby,wanna go out wit' me? I got da ears in my closet!"
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"I kiss just like a fish, open and wet!"
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"Britney has breasts??"
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"You are ALL mean and violent people!! ALL of you!! It's my birthday, dude..."
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"...let's just say I'm a gentleman"
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"There's something about my head going underneath my butt that's just not natural."
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"I just got Phil Collin's autograph! WOOHOO! I'm a little girl."
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"Justin's getting sued by a girl who said I was hotter. I mean, I feel bad and all, but....we all know she's right."

JUSTIN

"I have this thing for girls who love the movie Gremlins. Just don't ask me why!"
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"Besides, thats how you accomplish things. You go out there, squeeze your buttcheeks and do it."
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“We are diamond, screw all of you. I’m done. Forget this boyband thing.”
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"I started wiggin at Kobe. I told him I had too much game for him and he got a little nervous."
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"I'd like to see Eminem, Merle Haggard and O-Town do a song together. For no reason at all."
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"Something that women should know is that no, no, no, hell no, we cannot read your minds. I don't get how women say something that means something else, like 'I'm not going to get upset.' You have to think twice, because they probably will get upset. When I say something, damn it, I mean it."
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"I have like this sparkly blue gel pen and I love it. It's my favorite. It's gonna break my heart when it runs out of ink."
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"Sorry for the delay everyone, but some fan just ran backstage and stole all our clothes, and we were standing there BUCK NAKED!"
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"If God isn't a tar heels fan, then why is the sky Carolina Blue?"
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"I can't pass a mirror without checking myself out."
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"We're pissed off now - that's what it is. We're angry white boys who didn't get our props. No, I'm kidding - I'm kidding."
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"Damn it, the music is fun, so get over it!"
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"chris you better get out here befo' i bust yo' butt"

JOEY

"I wear panties on my head once in a while too!"
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"I have big nostrils because when I was younger, I used to pick my nose."
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"You see, JC matured too quickly. He peaked at the age of 15, and he's going downhill slowly. All he wants to do now is sleep!"
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"Lance uses us like wild dogs...he holds us by the leash and waits for us to sniff people out and then he goes and meets them himself."
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"I'm a horrible typist. I'm just like plink, plink and before I know it 4 hours are gone already."
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"My wildest fantasy is a big pool of J-E-L-L-O.... That's all I'm saying... You know, hang out with a bunch of people in a pool of J-E-L-L-O."
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"Okay... do you guys laugh at my jokes ‘cuz they're funny or ‘cuz they suck?"
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"We wear spandex sometimes under our clothes, because we do a lot of heavy dancing and... um.. uhh, nevermind."
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"No I never skinny dip, but if I had a pool of Jello, I might have too."
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"God spent a little too much time on my nose."
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