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| Yes, now you can have your very own subscription to sentence gallery (SoM): the world's first and only publication devoted solely to the sentence as art\poem\literature. *93% Satisfaction Guaranteed.* Each month you will receive via email 1 Sentence, no more no less, originally created, attractively displayed. Yours to cherish. And perhaps to inspire you in your own sentence writing endeavors. After all: "sentences are people too." Cost. At the end of the year I will estimate what I feel these sentences have been worth to you. I will use various methods of divining what their value has been. Some of these methods may or may not have something to do with hats. I should in fact be quite surprised to find that there are not numerous hermeneutical enterprises and methods of augury & divination involving hats that would be of considerable service and revelation in regard to any number of matters. Or perhaps certain phrenological methodologies as applied to ham(s) would be of some avail. Perhaps not. Anyway, at the end of the calendar year, I will send you an invoice\bill of lading, (yes, you read right, a bill of lading) which you may then consider for payment. You may choose to pay the invoice in full, or more, or less, or nothing at all. No presumption of any kind is made as your decision. From a performance perspective the point will be that you have in fact been invoiced for "sentences rendered," and therein I assure you will no small compensation lie. Make no payment at all. The Sentences are yours to keep for free. Order now and receive a special original bonus publication: "25 Skin Sentences." And, if you email within the next 10 minutes, I'll send you my newest book: Crispy Shadows: Language .. And What To Do With It. A useful guide on how to write language, rather than having it write you -haven't you had just about enough of that?! Hurry. Call Today. Operators are standing idly by. This is a limited time offer. (In fact it may have already expired). |
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