Skeletor: D'haaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Why does everyone sneak up on me? Who the hell are you?

Skelegort: I am Skelegort, your evil twin brother.

Skeletor: Evil twin? I'm already evil. How can I have an evil twin?

Skelegort: Everyone has an evil twin. It's just a fact of life.

Skeletor: How odd. This man is my exact double... THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!

Skelegort: What dog?

Skeletor: It's off camera. Never mind.

Skelegort: Get it up, you pussy.

Skeletor: Look, I may find you somewhat attractive, but since we're related it's just wrong.

Skelegort: What the hell are you talking about?

Skelegort: Never mind all that, we must prepare to take Castle Greyskull!

Skeletor: Right. Let us be off.

Hacksaw: Damn it, tough guys, I'm trying to sleep!

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