Skelegort: You first, demi-evil bro.

Skeletor: Prepare to meet thy doom!

He-Man: Right, I just beat thirty guys in a matter of seconds, but you'll be a challenge... riiiiight.

Skeletor: You fool, you've beaten me numerous times. What makes you think you can do it again?

~clang~

Skeletor: Haha, this is already the longest battle we've ever had... and strangely enough the first time we've ever used our swords for anything.

Skelegort: You got him now!

Skelegort: It's almost over now, so the rules have changed. I can now sneak up behind him and...

He-Man: It isn't really sneaking up if you announce it.

~whap~

Skeletor: Ow! That hurt, you fucker!

Skelegort: What the? That's all it took to defeat you? That's it, I'm taking over the operation, He-Man. Have at you!

~slice~

He-Man: Wuuuaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!

Skelegort: Oh come on, you wuss, I barely nicked you.

Skelegort: It's all over now but the killin'. Prepare to meet your manufacturer.

Skeletor: The battle is ours! Oooh, it hurts.

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