Skelegort: I'm falling!

Repo Man: Just fucking feed me something, I don't care what it is!

Urd: Wow, Skeletor. I've never seen you act so bravely, and I had no idea you were that strong. Maybe if you did have a cool pad, you'd be spongeworthy after all.

Skeleton: If I had skin, it'd be red right now.

He-Man: Thank you for your help, Skeletor. Notice I didn't make fun of your stupid name as a show of respect. Now get the hell outta my castle.

Skeletor: I'm going, I'm going.

He-Man: You know, in some strange way, we made an okay team. I didn't even have to use the power of the sword that rests in the secret chamber directly behind you.

~whap~

He-Man: Now I'm falling!!

Skeletor: Mwahaha. Telling me the location of your energy source. That's so stupid it sounds like something I'd do.

Skeletor: Oooh, shiny!

He-Man: Give that back, you fucker!

Skeletor: I'll give it back...

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