Armitage: Well, that just about wraps up the loose ends.
Skeletor: I want it considered that you going inside gave me the opportunity to escape easily, but I chose not to so I can try and have sex with you later. I'll even keep the handcuffs for it if you want.
~pistol whip~
Skeletor: Ow! That hurt, you sexy fucker!
He-Man: Nicely done, sweet cheeks.
~pinch~
Armitage: Tell me you did not just do that...
~whack~
He-Man: Ooooooh! Right in the secret sword chamber.
Armitage: Headquarters? Hello? Sorry, the speaker is so loud on this phone I have to hold it at arm's length. I'm going to need to transport two prisoners. One under one count of kidnapping, one count of monster negligence, and for participation in a pyramid scheme. The other for being grabby.
Skeletor: Damn... you win this time He-Man…but I'll be back on the streets within twenty four hours knowing our fucked up legal system... Mwahahahaha!
He-Man: It doesn't feel like I won... owww, my He-Balls...
Meanwhile, back at the Molecular Densitrizing Morphtacular Monstermakeitgrowbiggerer...
Baxter: No... nooo... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Baxter: Look at me! I've mutated into some horrible monstrous freak!!!! Oh wait, I looked like this before. Damn, I hate my life...
TO BE CONTINUED...