Skeletor: I certainly hope I'm not disappointed in the creatures...

Cobra Commander: If you are we can always get a new scientist. You'd be surprised how many idiots in white lab coats just walk around ready for you to grab them.

Skeletor: Yes, well I'm tired of waiting, and I think-WAAAAAA! HOLY SHIT THEY'RE HUGE!

Baxter: ~glub~ Get me out!

Cobra Commander: Right, which way to Greyskull?

Skeletor: About a foot and a half off camera, you can't miss it.

Skeletor: He-Man! Look down at the new 'Room Heavyweight Champion' and quake with fear!

He-Man: Oh? Who did you defeat for your title?

Skeletor: Shut up! Prepare to meet a force you cannot possibly defend against, we hope.

He-Man: ~sigh~ I've already turned you away after foiling plans to poison me, shoot missiles at me, repossess my castle, and throw a faceless ninja at me, not to mention the incident involving the brother who's ten times better at being you than you are. What could you possibly have now?

He-Man: 'Da hell?

He-Man: Wuaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh! Bugs! I fucking hate bugs!

Skeletor: Wow, that was easy.

He-Man: I'ma getting outta here!

Skeletor: Mwahahaha! Greyskull is ours!

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