One day, amidst the vast wastelands of the forbidden carpet, high on the battlements of Castle Greyskull...

He-Man: Thank you so much for the new shield, Chuck Norris. I'm sure I'll get plenty of good use out of it.

Chuck: Just my way of saying welcome to the neighborhood. Well I have very little character, so I should probably get going before the audience gets bored.

He-Man: Thanks again, and have a good night.

Not far away, behind the leg of the dresser, a sinister man watches.

Skeletor: I'm not left handed, stupid narrator. Hmm. Chuck Norris easily made it back to the dresser top jumping to the drawers from that accursed castle. Greyskull can easily become the bridge between the underworld of the carpet and the higher ground of the dresser. While that may leave it open for invasion if one is not careful, it will make it easier to get chicks to come over.

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