In a far off corner of the room, far from the prying eyes of the heroic He-Man, Skeletor plots his revenge for the two humiliating defeats he has suffered.

Skeletor: Hmm. As much as I enjoy standing here and pretending Lita is a giantess about to make me her love toy, I really should get back to trying to take over Castle Greyskull. For too long that damn nazi He-Man has taunted me.

He-Man: (Echoing in the distance) Na-na-na-na-na!

Skeletor: That's it, I need to find someplace quiet to think.

Skeletor: Say... that big door like thingy is open. How odd, it seems the carpet extends beyond it. This warrants a closer inspection.

Skeletor: HOLY SHIT! THERE?S ANOTHER ROOM!

Skeletor explored his surroundings, delighting in his discovery that the universe is in fact larger than a few square feet. Surely somewhere in these uninhabited wastes was some tool he could use for the destruction of Greyskull's master.

Skeletor: Ah, this space looks promising. Surely somewhere in these uninhabited wastes is some tool I can use for...

I already said all that.

Skeletor: Don't you interrupt me! Fucking narrator.

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