He-Man: Well now I have an idea. WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD THAT BE?!?
Skeletor: Please, you think I?m going to look behind me so you can try something. How stupid do you think I am?
He-Man: Stupid enough to just stand there while I do this.
~WHAP~
Skeletor: OW! That hurt, you fucker!
He-Man: Now stop trying to take my castle and rot in a graveyard like you're supposed to.
So once again, Skeletor is turned away in defeat, all his hard work and planning for naught.
Skeletor: And all that work lifting this glass in here has made me thirsty?
~slurp~
Skeletor: Oh... right.
Skeletor: Damn, my plan of giving He-Man laxatives and stealing Greyskull while he's shitting failed. Oooohhh, stay together, cheeks, stay together, cheeks. You win this time He-Man, but I?ll be b... oh, I pooped 'em.
TO BE CONTINUED...