The first day of summer had arrived, and the sun shone brightly down. The citizens of the room seemed content to bask in its rays. Ever since He-Man had arrived with his Castle Greyskull the room had become more peaceful, despite him not really doing anything besides kick around an annoying skeleton.

He-Man: Ahhh, another day of heroing, and such a pleasant day at that. Not that it ever rains or anything around here. Wish we could get a little moisture in here, irrigating my tomato plants is costing me a fortune.

On the other side of the room though, things seemed darker. Perhaps the evil influence of a horrendous villain had tainted the area, or perhaps the cameraman was just standing in the way of the lamp.

Skeletor: ~sigh~ Another day of hopes and dreams destined to be shattered. Even here in my new home of Snake Mountain I feel so depressed. None of my plans ever seem to work, and I'll never defeat that idiot in my castle. I should just give up. I'll stay here until the day I die and live as a hermit. I'll even take a vow of silence so I'll never hear myself whine again.

Hulk: That's no way to talk, brother!

Skeletor: Wha? Who are you and how did you get up Snake Mountain?

Hulk: Mountain? This is just a few plastic crates with a bunch of books in them.

Skeletor: Welcome to Snake Mountain! Now what do you want?

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