Hulk: Here we are, brother, this is where you're going to learn how to beat any opponent, no matter how big, strong or skilled.

Skeletor: Where'd you get this thing?

Hulk: Got it used off e-bay, dude.

Hulk: Now first thing's first. You have to have a face off, looking eye to eye while you shake your head and swell up your cheeks to psyche your opponent out.

Skeletor: I don't have cheeks and those aren't my eyes, you pervert.

He-Man: Never mind that. Just hit me.

Skeletor: With pleasure!

~WHAM~

Hulk: Okay, I fell down, even though that didn't really hurt.

Skeletor: It didn't? Well damn, that was my best shot!

Skeletor: Blast. If I can?t hurt a thousand year old sack of suck like this, how can I defeat He-Man?

Hulk: Pay attention. The next part of the lesson is about to begin.

Hulk: After you get knocked down, you struggle back to your feet, acting like you're drawing strength from all your maniacs!

Skeletor: All my what now?

Hulk: Shake your head a lot, letting your hair flow, puff out your cheeks and basically look like a retard. The fans love that.

Skeletor: Do you need medication or something?

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