Hulk: Here we are, brother, this is where you're going to learn how to beat any opponent, no matter how big, strong or skilled.
Skeletor: Where'd you get this thing?
Hulk: Got it used off e-bay, dude.
Hulk: Now first thing's first. You have to have a face off, looking eye to eye while you shake your head and swell up your cheeks to psyche your opponent out.
Skeletor: I don't have cheeks and those aren't my eyes, you pervert.
He-Man: Never mind that. Just hit me.
Skeletor: With pleasure!
~WHAM~
Hulk: Okay, I fell down, even though that didn't really hurt.
Skeletor: It didn't? Well damn, that was my best shot!
Skeletor: Blast. If I can?t hurt a thousand year old sack of suck like this, how can I defeat He-Man?
Hulk: Pay attention. The next part of the lesson is about to begin.
Hulk: After you get knocked down, you struggle back to your feet, acting like you're drawing strength from all your maniacs!
Skeletor: All my what now?
Hulk: Shake your head a lot, letting your hair flow, puff out your cheeks and basically look like a retard. The fans love that.
Skeletor: Do you need medication or something?