Hulk: I'm afraid no one can fully understand the effectiveness of the Hulkster's techniques. Here, let me help you stand up.
Skeletor: If you ever try to hold me like this again I'll tear out your left eye and make your right eye look at it!
Hulk: Understood, dude. Anyway, you are finally ready to challenge He-man, brother, and good luck to you.
Skeletor: Thank you Hulkster, I guess. I don't know how getting my ass kicked by an old man is going to help me beat a big brick of muscle, but whatever.
The Hulkster accompanied Skeletor back to Jim's room to make his dreaded challenge. This, perhaps the most eagerly awaited match in wrestling history, will truly be one for the ages.
Skeletor: He-Man! Get your ass out here!
Hulk: We got a proposition for you, dude!
Skeletor: You cannot hide from me, well technically you can, but that's not what you should be doing. And if you?re doing something else where you won't show your face, you be careful or you'll go blind.
He-Man: I'm over here, guys. What do you want? I've almost beaten Conker's Bad Fur Day. I just have to figure out how to beat this stupid alien.
Computerized Voice: Throw the alien out and shut the bloody door.
He-Man: Ooooh, that's it.
Skeletor: I challenge you to a wrestling match. One on one, one fall to a finish, winner gets Castle Greyskull!
He-Man: What's in it for me?
Skeletor: Hmm... I'll even wager Snake Mountain!
He-Man: What would I want with a few plastic crates and a bunch of books too big for me to read?
Skeletor: IT'S CALLED SNAKE MOUNTAIN!
He-Man: You'll have to do better than that.
Skeletor: Fine, I'll put my career on the line. If you beat me, I'll never wrestle again!
He-Man: Have you ever wrestled before?
Skeletor: Shut up!
He-Man: Well I don't really have anything better to do. You're on!
And so, the challenge has been answered, so stay tuned for the next episode where we'll see Skeletor vs. He-Man... this time it's PERSONAL!
Skeletor: You haven't won yet He-Man, and I'll be back. Mwahahahaha!
TO BE CONTINUED...