Ray: Here is your winner, and new "The Room Champion," He-Man!

He-Man: I'd be happier if someone hadn't stolen all the gold off the belt.

Casey: Ah, live with it. You'd be surprised what you can do without.

Casey: Okay, my work here is done. I'm out.

Macho Man: I loooove this place! Dig it!

He-Man: Thundercats, h... I mean, I have the power!

Ray: Hey, Hacksaw, what's with the thumbs up? The match wasn't that good.

Hacksaw: My thumb's stuck like this, tough guy. HOOOOO!

Ray: And why do you keep doing that?

Hacksaw: I'm trying to get that girl's attention. I'm desperately lonely.

Meanwhile, back at Snake Mountain/bookcase...

Skeletor: Well that sucked more ass than the Kennel from Hell!

Roddy Piper: That's what you get for trusting Hogan, that son-of-a-bitch.

Skeletor: Thanks for listening, Piper, you really understand me. You win this time, He-Man, but I'll be back! Mwahahahaha!

Roddy Piper: He can't hear you, you know.

Skeletor: That's it! Get out!

Mekaneck: Owwwww...

Venkman: We hope you have enjoyed tonight's presentation of In Your Room. For Baxter Stockman, I'm Peter Venkman saying, goodnight everyone!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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