One day, high atop Snake Mountain/bookcase, Skeletor was killing some time.

Skeletor: Blast. All my attempts to make my own woman have ended in failure. All I can do is make a lifeless husk of a girl... while that's fine for weekends, for day-to-day use I require something warmer.

Tri-Klops: Ready to start filming when you are, boss.

Skeletor: Maybe later, faithful minion, but for now I'll just stand here and revel in the fact that Snake Mountain finally has a snake!

Mondo Gecko: You bastard! You stole my tail!

Skeletor: What? Who dares call the mighty snake of the mountain a tail!?

Mondo Gecko: You better gimme back my tail, dude! I'll sic my gila monster on you!

Mondo Gecko: Do you know how embarrassing it is to walk around with nothing but a white knob on my ass? I feel so naked!

Skeletor: Come, come, lizard man! Swear allegiance to me and you can be the snake of Snake Mountain!

Mondo: First of all, that's just a few plastic crates with some books, and second of all, I'm not a snake! I'm a gecko, dumbass!

Skeletor: Can you save me money on my car insurance?

Mondo: That's GEICO! Don't you watch the fucking ad?

Skeletor: Enough! I'm sick of your impudence. Take your fucking tail back!

~whap~

Mondo: OW! That hurt, you fucker!

Skeletor: That's my line, asshole!

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