IRS: You have three days to pay up. Otherwise Castle Greyskull will be Castle Irwin!

He-Man: But wait!

Skeletor: Hmm. As much as I enjoyed seeing He-Man look flustered, it may be that I'm just trading one problem for another. How can I obtain Castle Greyskull if it?s in the hands of the government...?

And so, three days later...

Repo Man: Alright, I get to repossess a castle! Eehehehehe! I wonder if I can get my tow rope and just pull it out of here.

He-Man: Who goes there?

Repo Man: It's me, Eehehehe! The Repo Man! I'm here to take your castle over because you're a damn deadbeat!

He-Man: Oh? I don't suppose you'd like to step a little to the right first.

Repo Man: What for?

He-Man: Oh, just this!

~thunk~

Repo Man: Ha! Missed me! Now it's my turn to attack!

He-Man: Attack? From there? Where's your weapon?

Repo Man: I don't need a weapon! My body is my weapon!

~foosh~

Repo Man: YEEE-HAAAA!

He-Man: What the hell? How'd you do that?

Repo Man: Last week I repossessed a magician's prop collection and a rocket pack and the rest is history!

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