~thunk thunk~
Skeletor: Da'aaaahh!
Skeletor: Whew, that was close. So it's an auction they want, is it?
Skeletor: Then an auction they'll get! Mwahahahaha! Wait... there's no reason to laugh, I have no money. How can I possibly raise enough funds to purchase a castle?
Skeletor: Hmm. Perhaps this can work. It means being very devious and preying on the weak and stupid... Ha, I love being evil.
Skeletor: Trick or treat for UNICEF! With your charitable donation you can help those less fortunate than yourself, as unlikely as that sounds that there can be anyone less fortunate than a man who lives on the corner of Jabroni Drive.
Hacksaw: Sounds good, tough guy. Here's my last penny, HOOOOOOO!
Hacksaw: Ah well, back to sleep for me.
Skeletor: Poor soul, living on the street with a rock for a pillow, and he gives me his life savings. I wish he had more for himself... so I could scam that off him too! Mwahahahaha!