Yoda: Time to end this, it is, one dollar I bid. Mmmm.

Crowd: Ooooooohhh!

Skeletor: ONE JILLION DOLLARS!

IRS: That?s not even a real number, but anyway... SOLD!

Skeletor: Hmm. Maybe I was a bit rash there, I don't think I quite have a jillion dollars.

IRS: What the hell is this? This isn't a jillion dollars! I mean, I'd take the car wash token, but you keep that Canadian coin! What the, is that a sand dollar?

Skeletor: Okay, listen here tax boy, you're going to take all this and give me Castle Greyskull or I'm going to make you eat your own chest and shit out your stupid looking tie!

IRS: What did you say? Grrr...

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