Ted DiBiase: I think I got enough, Irwin.

Hacksaw: Way to bid, tough guy!

Usagi: Who am I sitting on?

And so, Greyskull passed to a new owner, but was this a victory for good, or for evil?

Skeletor: Hey, DiBiase! What be these mystical runes in front of the castle?

Ted: It says, "for rent" you moron. I'm letting someone else pay to live here. After all, everyone has a price for the Million Dollar Man!

Skeletor: Oh sweet! Let me go get my money and I'll be ready to move in!

Ted: I?m afraid you're too late. I already have a tenant.

Skeletor: Who the fuck could you have rented the place to already?

He-Man: What up, yo. Here, Ted, I brought this year's rent.

Skeletor: This year's? THIS YEAR'S?!?!

Skeletor: You're only charging him a fucking penny a year?

He-Man: Dat's right!

Skeletor: But you paid so much for the place. It'll take centuries to make that back this way!

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