~whap~

Skeletor: We don't need your fucking probe! I know where Castle Greyskull is, I've been trying to take it over for days now! Stop talking about your damn probe, it just sounds dirty.

Skeletor: What the fu...

Skeletor: What's this weird snake-tail like thingy...

Snake: Hissssssss...

Skeletor: Wuuuaaaaggghhhh! Yes! There's a fucking snake on fucking Snake Mountain! This is so fucking cool! Fuck yeah! Woohoo!

Snake: Hissssss...

Triklops: Congratulations, boss. I know you've been waiting a long time for this. Uh... so why aren't you moving?

Skeletor: Um... actually...

Triklops: What's wrong?

Skeletor: It's CREEPY! It looks like it wants to eat me!

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