He-Man: That hurt, you fucker!

Skeletor: Ha, ha, how the tables have turned!

Venkman: What a maneuver!

Ray: I feel safe with you, Satan.

Satan: Ray, how you make me blush. My face is so red.

Everyone: Hooray, He-Man?s dead!

He-Man: (squeaky voice) No I'm not...

He-Dad: We need never fear him again! If he tries anything, just aim for the He-Balls!

Gandalf: Can someone help me? Oh right, they can't see me...

Skeletor: I won this time, He-Man, but you'll be... wait...

Yuna: You can summon my aeons anytime, Skeletor.

Ash: Skeletor! What is best in life?

Skeletor: Crush your enemies... see them driven before you... and ignore the lamentations of the women!

Gandalf: All right, Skeletor, time's up. We have to get back to your reality. I've got a Balrog to defeat in the morning. Then I have to save a bunch of assholes, and well, you know how it is.

Skeletor: NOOOOOO!

Everyone: Ske-le-tor! Ske-le-tor!

Mekaneck: He will be our new god!

Skeletor: Everything's blurry! The dream sequence must be coming to a close! No! I want to stay! I want to get some! I was the maaaannn!

April: Blurry. Dream sequence. Nice cover.

Triklops: You okay, boss?

Skeletor: D'haaaa! Get the fuck away from me! I want to go back! Gandalf! Why have you forsaken me?

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