Minutes from 2-2-00
From the 2/2 meeting at the Ace Bar: A ttendees included (in order of arrival, pretty much): Arck, Cynthia, BA, Greg, Snotty Seraphim, Ruddy Steve, Jeremy, Sauce, Scott (politician) and sister Kris, Dean, Anne, Richard, Danielle, The Guide (aka Sean Murphy), his friend, Gates. Sorry if I forgot anyone. B ecause it was mandarin martini madness night, Snotty and I both had one. C uriously (or not so), Stephen and Jeremy turned down a slice upon discovering it was organic wheat tofu pizza D amn good collection of lunchboxes there including: pac man, Muppet Show, Strawberry Shortcake, Mork&Mindy, Beverly Hillbillies, Yellow Submarine, Hong Kong Phooey E veryone seemed to like the light sculpture behind the bar; Snotty referred to it as " a road leading to nowhere" while BA thought it was a dragon's tail. F unnily enough, Greg liked the pizza which he exclaimed was "tofu-licious" G reat expression - "You can't swing a cat without hitting a [2 Boots]" -Snotty. It does sound better with "cow" in place of "cat", though... H o is what Cynthia called me. It was totally unfounded. I heard Greg say that all girls have cooties. I think all boys do. J ust before leaving, I met Danielle and Anne who have known each other since childhood in WestChester, but they are not from Chappaqua K ids under 21 are not allowed in the Ace Bar and they are strict about it so Cynthia got carded. L et's all go to the 3rd annual murphguide bar crawl on Feb 26th! (Shameless promotion, I know..) M arion (BA) met a girl from Omaha and it turned out that Snotty knew her. And, I heard that Omaha's pop. is 1 million people. N ever miss wed meetings O nomatopoeia (the word) was used in conversation last night. It was concluded that "nipple" is an onomatopoeia. I think "bulbous" is. P olitician (aka Scott) has a very firm handshake Q uestion: who's pick is next week and where? R ichard should have come earlier when we discussed how it sucks that bars close so early in London S even tribes of Nebraska is a song. T here was conversation about a lion eating a tofu gazelle (note- lots of tofu talk last night) U nder normal circumstances, I wouldn't have written a poem, but Marion asked me to. It was one stanza and entitled "men are pigs" V ery seriously, BA asked Cynthia if she was a lunchbox appraiser W anted: someone to travel with Snotty X x was the women's room Y es, I met my goal of meeting a slew of club members last night Z ima is a bad drink, so don't have one at next week's meeting. (addendum: sorry about that one, but "z" is tough. Any/all suggestions for a better ending can be sent to me at: mailto:sarck@book.com).