Please excuse the mess, we are remodeling in order to better serve you!!!
Hey there.  I am the Mayor here, the lovely Spankyville.  On behalf of all the spanky residents of Spankyville, I would like to thank you for coming and I hope that you have as much fun here as I had with you here.  And under any circumstances you don't like it here, you can kiss my ass.  Yes that is it..I said it.  You can kiss my Puerto Rican, Italian Ass!!  Pucker Up Bitch.  Thank you for coming and have a nice day.  Please come again.
Sign my Guestbook For the Love of God
Some of my other pages:
The Wonderful World of ME!!!!!    **new**
My Evil Sidekicks!!!  hehehehe
Page dedicated to Belle            **new**
Believe me, I am working on more pages, but I work all day and I take classes..I am trying the best I can..what more do you want from me?!?  I can't work under this amount of pressure :(
Kick ass links for all to enjoy
BUY ME THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Could Always use some new Clothes
Korn Kicks Major F***ing Ass!!
Jenn's Beautiful Page...It is because I am on it!!!!
WOW!!!  You won!!  Your number was the winning number for people who visited my site.  call 1-800-buck-futter to see what you won