MR: Well now Clint it's time for some 4 Way Elimination action as the PWK declares a number one contender to the King Of Pennsylvania Title.

CW: That's right Rether and you know something, I'm guaranteeing you that Madman Melina is gonna get the shot at Sick Puppy, and he's gonna pound the living hell out of him.

MR: I will admit that Melina and Sick Puppy would be a good match to see, but what if Dan Pandora can win the title tonight, that would put Melina and Dan Pandora in a match which be nothing less than greatness. Two of the hardest hitting men in this business going one on one. But I think I might disagree with you on this one Clint, you have overlooked two men in this match that might have a shot and that's Ares and the returning Wicked Clown.

CW: They ain't got nothing on Melina Rether. Melina made it all the way to the finals at the King Of The Death, he's the one that's gonna win this thing tonight, he beat the HELL out of Ares in the opening round, he'd sure as hell would have beaten Anders Bjornsson if he had the chance which he's gonna do tonight! Wicked Clown hasn't been around in ages, THINK ABOUT IT RETHER!!!!!

MR: Well we're about to find out, LET'S GO TO THE RING!!!!!

("Losing All" by Down hits and the fans in the arena seem to be cheering more than booing as Anders Bjornsson steps out through the curtain with his hands raised just pumping up the crowd)

CW: Look at him Mike, this guy looks like Dunn and Marcos' cousin or something. He's a punk.

MR: I think not Clint, this kid looks promising to the PWK. I believe he's got a chance to be one of the top superstars-

CW: ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!?! DRH BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!!! HE'S NOTHING!!!!!

(Anders slides in the ring and leaps on the turnbuckle still pumping up the crowd but then "Highway Robbery" by Dillinger Escape Plan kicks in and the fans cheer a bit as Madman Melina walks out through the curtain)

CW: THE MADMAN IS HERE MIKE!!!!! All that blood on that mans shirt is from countless of opponents that have stepped inside the ring with this man.

MR: There's no doubt about it, the man is one tough son of a gun. And Anders has just slid out of the ring, I don't think he wants any part of him.

(Melina steps through the ropes and is just daring Anders to come inside the ring. Melina shouts at Anders for a few more seconds but then stops and looks at the entrance ramp as "Fallen" by hed (PE) kicks in and the fans cheer and give a welcome back chant to Ares as he heads down to the ring)

MR: A welcome back chant from this New York crowd and not just a New York crowd, but a HOMETOWN crowd. Ares born and raised in South Glenn Falls, he's gotta be the hands down favorite.

(Ares gets to the ring and just slides in not even caring about Melina. Ares just looks at Melina who dares him to attack but Ares just shrugs him off and climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air as Melina runs up and clubs him from behind)

MR: AND MELINA WASTES NO TIME IN THIS ONE!!!! HE'S HAMMERING ARES ON THAT TURNBUCKLE!!!!!

CW: There ya go Melina just beat the man like he owes you money.

MR: Ares taking some stiff kicks and elbows from Melina now and here comes Anders in the ring now and JUMPS ON THE BACK of Melina in an attempt to wear him down with a sleeper and if you ask me it's WAY to early to be doing that.

CW: And Melina isn't even faded by it.

MR: Melina is just holding Anders on his back and doesn't even do anything else, wait a second Ares has just nailed Melina in the ribs with a kick and now Anders and Ares are working as a team. They trade chopping Melina into the ropes and now they whip him to the far side. Ares and Anders duck and Melina kicks Anders in the jaw. Melina grabs Ares now and tosses him through the middle ropes to the outside. Melina turns and Anders is there throwing punches and backs Melina into the ropes. Anders now whips Melina to the far side but Melina reverses. Melina sends Anders and ducks down and Anders leaps over him BUT GETS NAILED by a forearm from Ares. Anders turns and walks right into Melina WHO NAILS A SIDEWALK SLAM!!!!! Melina gets to his feet, ARES LEAPS TO THE TOP, SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK!!!!!

CW: BUT IT DIDN'T EVEN BOTH MELINA!!!!!

MR: Didn't take the big man down I know that. Ares just rocked him into the ropes and now starts to chop him in the chest. Ares grabs Melina and tosses him to the ropes and ducks down. Melina comes back and goes for another kick BUT ARES GRABS THE BOOT!!!!! Ares starts to say words to Melina and now NAILS a dragon screw. Ares holds onto the foot of Melina and now HE'S GOING FOR A FIGURE 4 BUT MELINA kicks him off into Anders. Anders starts to punch Ares and takes him in the corner. Melina gets to his feet and just waits to strike now as Anders is now on top of Ares laying him with right hands. Melina walks over and grabs Anders AND GIVES HIM BACK BODY DROP OFF THE TURNBUCKLE MY GOD!!!!!!

CW: That hurt his spine. Jesus this man is a wrecking machine.

MR: Ares has grabbed a hold of Melina and has just tossed him in the corner and now starts to pummel him in the corner. Ares lays off Melina now and goes over to Anders and kicks him in the stomach. Ares grabs him and tosses him at Melina WHO FIRES OUT OF THE CORNER AND SPEARS HIM!!!!!! MY GOD HE ALMOST TOOK HIM OUT OF HIS BOOTS!!!!!!

CW: And you think Ares is gonna win this thing, please.

MR: It's not over just yet, we're still missing Wicked Clown. But wait a second look at what Ares is doing? He's climbing up top!

(Melina gets to his feet and turns around at Ares)

MR: ARES LEAPS AND NAILS MELINA WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE BUT HE DOESN'T GO DOWN!!!!! Ares gets back up and nails him with a few elbows and he still doesn't go down. Ares runs to the ropes and comes back, MELINA WITH A CLOTHESLINE NO, ARES DUCKS UNDER IT!!!!! Melina turns around, ARES WITH A HATE KICK BUT MISSES AND MELINA COUNTERS WITH A BIG THUNDEROUS CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!

CW: DEAR GOD!!!!!

MR: Melina covers up 1! 2! Anders breaks up the count by delivering an elbow on top of Melina and now starts to kick him in the back. Anders quickly grabs a hold of Ares now and gives him a slam and then an elbow drop and covers but Ares escapes immediately. Anders gets to his feet and now starts to stomp Ares a few more times and Melina is already on a knee and tries to get up but Anders stops him.

CW: Anders is about to be put out of commission Rether I can feel it coming.

MR: Anders gives a couple of forearm shots and now runs to the ropes AND HITS A DROPKICK into the face of Melina. Anders covers, 1! 2! Kick out from Melina. Anders gets to his feet and grabs a hold of Ares as he is just getting up and backs him into the corner and gives him a knife edge chop. Anders grabs Ares and whips him to the far side but Ares reverses and sends Anders and Anders hits hard and moves out of the corner, Ares gives Anders an arm drag take down AND HOLDS ON TO PUT HIM IN A TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!!!! HE'S TRYING TO MAKE HIM TAP!!!!!

CW: Ares has got that choke hold on BUT HERE COMES MELINA!!!!!

MR: Melina walks over and LEG DROPS Ares. Melina gets back up and grabs a hold of Anders by the neck AND BY GOD HE'S GOT HIM UP WITH BOTH HANDS!!!!! HE'S CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF THIS MAN!!!!!

CW: KILL HIM MELINA!!!!! TREAT HIM LIKE HE'S A PIECE OF BEEF!!!!!!

MR: Melina is just strangling Anders Bjornsson and the referee finally makes Melina drop him and Melina wouldn't you know it is arguing with his call. This man is despicable.

CW: This man is a MONSTER Rether. A MONSTER!!!!!

MR: And now Melina concentrating on the neck of Anders now as he's just HOLDING HIS BOOT against his neck, my god that man is 436 POUNDS!!!!!

(Melina keeps on choking Bjornsson until Ares runs up and hammers him in the back)

MR: Ares now trying to stop Melina from killing the man as he hammers him into the ropes. Ares slaps Melina a few times and now tosses him to the far side but Melina reverses. Ares runs to the ropes and Melina ducks, ARES WITH A SUNSET FLIP BUT MELINA ISN'T GOING DOWN!!!!! MELINA IS STAGGERING but hold on, Melina has control, GOES TO PUNCH ARES AND HE MISSES!!!!! Ares gets to his feet and runs to the ropes and here he comes like a train speeding down the tracks, Melina turns around and goes for a tilt-a-whirl BUT ARES COUNTERS WITH A HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER THAT SENDS MELINA TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

(ARES!!!! ARES!!!!! ARES!!!!!)

MR: The former NEW World Heavyweight Champ is on his game tonight Clint.

CW: Melina will get that one back don't you worry Rether.

MR: Madman Melina now on the outside kind of gaining his thoughts as he shakes that one off and inside the ring we've got Ares and Anders trading blows with one another and Ares sends Anders to the ropes AND ANDERS LEAPS THROUGH THE ROPES NAILING MELINA WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE!!!!!

(The fans cheer as Ares gets a look on his face and then points to the outside getting another good pop from the fans)

MR: Wait a minute here Clint! I think Ares is gonna fly here tonight IN FRONT OF HIS NEW YORK BROTHERS!!!!!

CW: I hope his ass breaks his neck.

MR: Ares is on the top turnbuckle now perched up top, Melina and Anders are back on their feet, Ares turns, GOOD GOD ARES JUST DIVES OFF WITH A MOONSAULT ON TOP OF MELINA AND ANDERS!!!!!!

(HO-LY SHIT!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!)

MR: THAT'S WHAT PWK IS ALL ABOUT CLINT, NON STOP HIGH FLYING TECHNICAL WRESTLING ACTION!!!!!!

CW: Mixed in with the hardcore crap and this is a damn shame seeing Madman Melina on the ground like this while this punk Ares is just showboating.

MR: Ares in control of the match here now as he tosses Anders Bjornsson back inside the ring. Ares slides inside the ring as well and covers but only gets a 2 count. Ares picks Anders up and whips him to the ropes but Anders reverses and sends Ares. Ares runs into the ropes and Anders kicks him in the stomach. Anders sets him up for a suplex but Ares is holding on, AND EXECUTES A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, 1…2… ANDERS KICKS OUT!!!!! Ares almost eliminated Anders and now Madman Melina is back in the ring and just clubbed Ares in the back of the head.

CW: There ya go Melina crush his ass.

MR: Melina takes Ares and SLAMS him hard against the turnbuckle, AND NAILS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! And now Anders is slowly getting up, AND MELINA GOES FOR A YAKUZA KICK BUT ANDERS MOVES AND THE REFEREE GETS NAILED BY THE BOOT OF MELINA!!!!

CW: AND ANYTHING GOES NOW MIKE!!!!!

MR: Oh the referee has to have a broken nose or at least a fractured skull after that Yakuza kick. And now Anders Bjornsson is kicking away at Melina and backs him into the ropes. Anders tosses Melina RIGHT INTO ARES AND ARES GETS LEVELED WITH A BODY SPLASH IN THE CORNER!!!!!! Ares stumbles out of the corner and falls and Anders RUNS AND LEAPS ON MELINA BUT MELINA CATCHES HIM IN A BEARHUG, AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM!!!!!

CW: Melina just KILLED that little punk.

MR: Madman Melina is just that, a mad man tonight, and that referee is still out-

(Suddenly the lights in the arena go dark)

CW: Son of a bitch did we forget to pay the electric bill again?

(The lights stay off for a while and then "Broken" by 12 Stones starts up)

MR: IT CAN ONLY BE ONE MAN CLINT!!!!!! WICKED CLOWN IS IN THE BUILDING TONIGHT!!!!!

CW: But where in the hell is he?

(Suddenly the lights come back on and you see Wicked Clown standing inside the ring with a steel chair right behind Melina)

CW: DON'T TURN AROUND MELINA!!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!

MR: THE FANS ARE CHEERING FOR HIM TO NAIL HIM!!!!!! DO IT CLOWN!!!!!

(Melina finally turns around and Clown just blasts him over the head with the steel chair)

MR: CHAIR SHOT FROM WICKED CLOWN!!!!!

(WEL-COME BACK!!!!!! WEL-COME BACK!!!!! WEL-COME BACK!!!!!)

MR: Wicked Clown is indeed back and BACK IN A BIG WAY!!!!!! Wicked Clown has just grabbed Anders Bjornsson and tosses him in the turnbuckle and now climbs up and STARTS TO PUMMEL HIM!!!!!

CW: Jesus I can't believe he still knows how to wrestle, we haven't seen him for like what a year or so now?

MR: Wicked Clown is nailing Anders with right and left hands, AND NOW HE'S BITING HIS FOREHEAD!!!!!

CW: HE'S PULLING A MIKE TYSON!!!!!!

MR: Look at this now Ares is back up and is hammering away at Melina who is bleeding from the forehead thanks to that chair shot from Clown and Ares is just making sure the blood keeps on flowing. Ares picks Melina up and shoots him in the corner and now runs at him AND NAILS A BODY SPLASH!!!!! Ares brings Melina out and HE'S CALLING FOR THE MARS DDT!!!!!

CW: There is no damn way in HELL he's going to pick him up.

MR: But by god he's trying. Ares has him hooked and he's almost got him up but Melina is fighting it. Wicked Clown is off Anders and now look at this, he walks over and grabs Melina, AND THEY GIVE HIM A DOUBLE SUPLEX!!!!! Nice teamwork from Clown and Ares but Clown starts to hammer away on Ares with right and left hands. He backs Ares in the ropes and shoots him to the far side. Ares comes back and Clown kicks him in the stomach, he hooks his arm and lifts him up for a suplex BUT ARES SLIDES DOWN HIS BACK AND PUTS HIM IN A SCHOOL BOY AND THE REF IS FINALLY UP, 1, quick kick out by Clown. It's far too early to pin Clown in this match up.

CW: Of course it's too early. The coward didn't even show up on time.

MR: Clown and Ares are up and are exchanging chops with one another and look at this, Anders is up and is perched on the top turnbuckle, Melina is up as well AND CLOTHESLINE BOTH CLOWN AND ARES!!!!! Melina turns to Anders WHO LEAPS WITH A BODY PRESS BUT MELINA CATCHES HIM!!!!!!

CW: This ain't looking good for Anders Rether.

MR: Melina just holds Anders AND GIVES HIM a back breaker BUT STILL HOLDS ON!!!!! Melina is just letting him think about it, AND NAILS A FALLAWAY SLAM!!!!!

CW: I'm telling ya Rether, the referee should just stop this damn match here and now and let Melina win this thing. There is no way he can lose.

MR: Melina is certainly in control of this match as we speak and he is just pounding away at the fallen Anders.

CW: And look at the little runt trying to fight him off, there's no way in hell he's going to do any damage to this man. He's a monster Rether, pure freaking TERROR!!!!!

MR: Well now Wicked Clown and Ares are both up and exchanging chops with one another and look at this, Wicked Clown has chopped Ares to the ropes, Ares is hanging on, AND CLOWN CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP BUT HE GETS HURLED OVER AS WELL!!!!!! Melina is in the ring with Anders and he's just putting a beating on this man. Anders is almost lifeless after the beating he has been taking all through this match. Melina whips Anders to the ropes NO WAIT ANDERS goes underneath the arm with a counter and HE KICKS MELINA LOW AND RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS!!!!!

CW: DISQUALIFICATION REF!!!!!!

MR: Anders taking a page out of Ric Flairs book, and he's still got that arm, he runs to the ropes still holding Melina by the arm, HE RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS, GOOD GOD HE JUST GAVE MELINA A SWINGING DDT!!!!!!

(HO-LY SHIT!!!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!!)

MR: And look at this on the outside Ares and Wicked Clown are just going at one another. Clown grabs the head of Ares, AND BOUNCES it off the steel steps. Ares is on the ground AND CLOWN with a knee drop right to the skull. Back on the inside Anders is looking to go up top. Anders is slowly climbing up to the top turnbuckle but Melina is getting back to his feet AND HE CROTCHES ANDERS!!!!!

CW: Holy mother of hell the BIG MAN IS GOING UP!!!!!!

MR: Oh this can't be good for Anders. AND THE RING FOR THAT MATTER!!!!! That's almost 700 pounds on that turnbuckle. And Melina what's he going for here. I think, YES, he's going for a superplex! My god imagine the impact this is gonna be. I don't think the ring can take it, hold on a second Melina is getting nailed by Anders! Anders is fighting back with everything he's got, AND HE SENDS MELINA OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!!

(Anders perches himself on the top turnbuckle)

MR: Anders is up and signals, SWIFT RETRIBUTION!!!!! HE COULD HAVE MELINA ELIMINATED, THE COVER, HOOKS THE LEG, 1, 2, 3 NO!!!!!

CW: I TOLD YOU MIKE!!!!! YOU CAN'T STOP THIS MAN!!!!!

MR: By god Anders Bjornsson was so close to pinning the man if only he had covered him just a second sooner Melina would have been eliminated.

CW: Melina is NOT getting eliminated Mike. This man DESERVES to be a champion, and after he wins this match tonight, he is GOING to beat whoever holds that King Of Pennsylvania Championship.

MR: Well Wicked Clown has just slid back inside the ring and has just grabbed Anders and tosses him to the turnbuckle and now Wicked Clown STARTS NAILING HIM with a few kicks to the stomach. Anders has just fallen on the ground but is resting on the bottom turnbuckle! My god what's Clown thinking about doing? He's got this evil look in his eye, wait a minute now he runs to the ropes and comes back, AND GIVES HIM A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE!!!!!! MY GOD HIS JAW MUST BE BROKEN!!!!! Wicked Clown takes Anders and brings him to the center of the ring, HE'S GOING FOR THE HALO DROP!!!!! HE'S GOT ANDERS UP, THIS COULD BE IT!!!!! HERE IT, NO!!!!! Anders manages to escape AND CATCHES WICKED CLOWN WITH THE EXTREME AGGRESSION!!!!! ANDERS COVERS, 1, 2, 3 NO!!!!! WICKED CLOWN KICKS OUT!!!!!

CW: Good god if Clown was actually eliminated from this punk I wouldn't show my face around the wrestling business ever again.

MR: And in the mean time Ares is back in the ring and quickly grabs Anders Bjornsson and starts nailing him with a few right hands and whips him to the ropes. Anders comes back and Ares ducks down, Anders kicks him in the face and then nails him with a slam. Anders now positions Ares near the turnbuckle, and HE'S GOING UP TOP AGAIN!!!!!

CW: This kid is nuts. Why in the hell is he gonna go up top when he can just stay down and pin some people.

MR: He wants to show why he's a phenomenal athlete I guess Clint. Anders is perched up top, 450 SPLASH NO!!!!! ARES GOT THE KNEES UP AND ANDERS CRASHED CHEST FIRST INTO EM!!!!!! Anders is up, AND WALKS RIGHT INTO THE HAND OF MELINA!!!!! MELINA IS CHOKING HIM, AND NOW PICKS HIM UP OFF HIS FEET, ULTRAVIOLENT HATE DEATHSTRIKE!!!!!

CW: UHD, HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

MR: Melina covers, 1, 2, 3, ANDERS IS THE FIRST TO GO!!!!!

CW: Better luck next time punk, haha. Just give Melina the win. It's over.

MR: It's not over yet Clint. There's still Ares and Clown left, and speaking of Clown he's up and is attacking the Mad Man. Ares is up as well and joins in and the two of them are doing a number on him. Ares and Clown send him to the ropes and Melina comes back, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE but Melina doesn't go down. Ares and Clown trade giving the man chops and they back him into the ropes. Ares and Clown keep punching the man and DOUBLE DROPKICK but there's no affecting this man. This man is too damn strong and steady to be taken off his feet, wait a second, Ares and Clown, they've got that chair that Clown brought in, AND THEY USE IT TO CLOTHESLINE MELINA OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!

CW: DQ EM BOTH REF WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!

MR: The "Thing That Should Not Be" is out of the ring, and Ares goes on the attack again on Wicked Clown. Ares chops Clown to the ropes and now whips him to the far side but Clown counters and sends Ares instead. Ares comes back and ducks a clothesline from Clown, HE TIES HIM UP FROM BEHIND, GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! ARES STILL HOLDS ON AND BRINGS HIM BACK UP, 2 GERMAN SUPLEXES AND HE HOLDS HIM FOR THE PIN THIS IS IT, 1, 2, 3 NO!!!!!! CLOWN KICKS OUT!!!!!! ARES WAS SO CLOSE!!!!!

(Ares looks at the referee and asks if it was 3 or not and the referee assures him it was 2)

MR: Yeah I'll tell ya that could've fooled me but that was good refereeing I'll tell you what. This match could be match of the year in my opinion. Ares is back to nailing Wicked Clown and he's got him by the legs, HE'S GOING FOR A SHARPSHOOTER!!!!!

CW: Clown's trying hard to fight it but Ares has got it locked in and he's trying to make him tap Rether.

MR: And in the meantime the bloody Melina is back in the ring AND GOOD GOD HE JUST TOOK OUT ARES WITH A SHORT BUT AFFECTIVE YAKUZA KICK!!!!!

CW: Ares is gonna be feeling that one in the morning.

MR: Ares is on the mat holding his face in pain but now Melina picks him up, and by god he's going, HE'S GOING FOR THANATOPSIS!!!!!! HE'S GOT ARES UP AND HERE IT, NO ARES SLIDES DOWN HIS BACK!!!!!! Ares slides down his back and Melina turns around, SUPERKICK NO!!!!!! Melina caught Ares foot and spins him around, HE GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT AND LIFTS HIM UP, HERE COMES THE UHD BUT HOLD ON A MINUTE, ARES HAS HIS LEGS DRAPED AROUND HIS ARM, AND HE BRINGS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AND LOCKS IN A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!!!!!!

(TAP!!!!! TAP!!!!! TAP!!!!!! TAP!!!!!!!)

MR: MELINA IS GONNA TAP!!!!

CW: NO HE'S NOT MIKE HE'S JUST RESTING, COME ON MELINA!!!!!!

MR: ARES HAS THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN AND MELINA IS FIGHTING TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT ARES IS PUTTING MORE PRESSURE ON THAT NECK!!!!!!

CW: JUST A FEW MORE FEET MELINA, THERE HE'S GOT IT!!!!!

MR: I swear if those ropes weren't near his reach he would have tapped.

CW: He would have not Rether. You're just jealous that this man is BETTER than Wicked Clown and Ares combined.

MR: I don't think that at all but nevertheless Ares is just working on that affected neck and Melina is just a mess in that ring. He is bleeding buckets tonight more than he did at King Of The Death. Wicked Clown is up again and Ares turns his attention over towards Clown and starts hitting him with forearms. Ares sends Clown to the turnbuckle and Clown hits hard. Ares runs after Clown BUT CLOWN BOOTS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Ares backs out of the corner and Wicked Clown grabs him from behind, AND NAILS HIM WITH A BACK SUPLEX RIGHT ON TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!!!! CLOWN COVERS, 1, 2, 3 NO!!!!! ARES GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!

CW: Wait did he get the 3 count?

MR: No he did not and this match will continue! And wait a minute, Clown's got that look in his eye! He's got Ares up to his feet, he's got him hooked here it comes, HALO DROP!!!!! HE NAILS THE HALO DROP ON ARES!!!!!!

(HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!)

CW: COVER HIM DAMNIT!!!!!!

MR: Wicked Clown is far too tired to make the cover and that could cost him! Clown slowly crawls over towards Ares and drapes the arm over, 1, 2, 3 NO!!!!! ARES GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!!! GREAT RIGN AWARENESS!!!!!! Wicked Clown doesn't believe that just happened. Clown gets up! And oh no he's gonna hit the referee! Don't do it Clown.

CW: DO IT!!!! KNOCK HIS ASS OUT!!!!!!

MR: WILL YOU just stop. Wait a second Melina is back up and grabs Clown from behind and he lifts him up but Clown fights it off and goes back around Melina AND ROLLS BACKWARDS AND HAS HIM IN A PIN AND HOLDS THE TIGHTS AND THE ROPE AT THE SAME TIME, 1, 2, 3!!!!!! MELINA IS ELIMINATED!!!!!

CW: NO!!!!! THAT'S A LOAD OF CRAP RETHER!!!!! CLOWN CHEATED!!!!! SHANANIGANS!!!!! SHANANIGANS I TELL YOU!!!!!

MR: And I don't think this is over! Melina is outraged, and oh my god! Melina has that chair! He's got the chair and Clown doesn't even know it. Clown turns around, AND MELINA BLASTS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!!!!! GOOD GOD WHAT A SICKENING SOUND!!!!!!

CW: That's what he gets Mike.

MR: And look at this! Ares is back up and tries to help Clown out, BUT MELINA PICKS ARES UP AND NAILS THE THANATOPSIS!!!!!! Melina is just DESTROYING these two. And oh my god Wicked Clown is squirting blood from his forehead! This can't be good.

(Melina gets up and grabs the chair and is about to leave but looks back in the ring and a smile comes across his face)

MR: Now that is just scary! Wait! Melina isn't done! What the hell, GET HIM OUT OF HERE DAMNIT!!!!!

(Melina walks over and takes Wicked Clown and drags him a few feet across from the turnbuckle and draped the chair across his face)

MR: Oh my god! Oh my god he's not doing what I think he's doing is he?

CW: THE BIG MAN IS GONNA BE A HIGH FLYER MIKE!!!!!

(Melina starts climbing the turnbuckle and finally gets to the top)

MR: MY GOD DON'T DO IT!!!!! IF THERE IS A SOUL IN THIS MAN'S BODY HE WON'T DO IT!!!!! DON'T, DON'T DON'T!!!!!!

(Melina points his thumb down at Clown and then leaps)

MR: GOOD GOD HE JUST GAVE WICKED CLOWN THE CONVULSION FACTORY WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR DRAPED OVER HIS FACE!!!!! HIS FACE MUST BE SHATTERED!!!!! GET SECURITY OUT HERE AND SOME PARAMEDICS!!!!!!

(Melina rolls out of the ring, turning, and then walking right into Jade Diamond, who stands at ringside, microphone in one hand, cigarette in the other.)

JD: Hello, Madman.

(Melina walks away. Inside of the ring, the match continues.)

JD: Don't just walk away from me. I tried to get your attention next time, but here, I'll come right out and say it; I bought your contract from Trey Reed.

(Melina turns and stares.)

JD: You're the latest acquisition of Jaleth Enterprises. Congratulations.

(Melina sticks his hand out, grabbing Jade Diamond around the throat. Jade stares at Melina.)

CW: Stop him! He's gonna hurt our President!

(Melina thinks better of it, and removes his hand from Jade's throat. He drops the DRAW down, who falls to the ground, coughing.)

MR: Well some sense came over Melina and didn't strike our president, but god knows he's done all the damage he could possibly do inside that ring, and Ares is up but Wicked Clown is still laying on the ground bleeding and he looks to be unconscious!

CW: Like I said, that's what he deserves.

MR: And I don't know what to say here except thank god the EMT's are out here and taking a look at Clown! And wait a second Clint, the ring announcer is up and has a microphone, what's going on?

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that because of Madman Melina's actions, Wicked Clown is no longer able to compete in this match. Therefore, your winner, and NUMBER ONE CONTENDER to the King Of Pennsylvania Title, "THE FRANCHISE" ARES!!!!!

(The referee goes to raise Ares hand but Ares shrugs it off and slides out of the ring frustrated)