(Jay and Pups are toe to toe in the middle of the ring. Pups with a wicked slap across Jay's face. Jay with a big kick to the gut. Huge knee to face sends Pups flat on his back. Jay picks Pups up again and nails him with a huge right to the face, and another, and another, he backs Sick Puppy into the corner. Tag to Ares, Ares hops into the ring and he and Jay start to put the boots to Pups. Ares picks Pups out of the corner and snap mares him over to the sitting position and nails him with a stiff kick to the back!)
MR: Awesome kick by Ares! Ares and Jay have been working as a pretty good team here.
CW: That’s cause Hardcore Jay was cheating!
MR: What?
CW: You saw those closed fists earlier.
MR: You are ridiculous.
(Ares has Pups up... whip into the ropes... Ares ducks for the backdrop... DDT!! Huge DDT from Pups! Pups starts to put the boots to Ares and goes for an elbow drop but Ares moves out of the way. Ares and Pups are up, lariat attempt by Pups, Ares ducks, European Uppercut by Ares sends Pups into his own corner. KRUNCH tags in.)
MR: Ares is taunting KRUNCH telling him to bring it.
CW: Thanks captain obvious.
(KRUNCH hits the ring and charges towards Ares who nails him with a deep arm drag. KRUNCH is back up, charges, another big arm drag by Ares. KRUNCH back up again, charges again, Ares goes for another arm drag, KRUNCH keep the momentum going and sends Ares through the middle ropes to the floor. Ares is up; baseball slide knocks Ares into guard rail. KRUNCH picks Ares up and tries to whip him into the steps, reversal by Ares, reversal by KRUNCH, Ares stops... kick to the gut of KRUNCH....SNAP SUPLEX INTO THE STEPS!!!!)
MR: HOLY SHIT!!
CW: Where's the DQ ref?
MR You gotta be kidding me.
(Ares is holding the back of his head as he rolls back into the ring. Ares get up, HUGE LARIAT BY SICK PUPPY!!!! Jay hits the ring and Pups catches him with a boot to the gut, and he locks him up for a DDT, Pups is jawing to the fans, ARES NAILS AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE BACK OF PUPS HEAD!! Ares and Jay pick Pups up and nail him with a big double team brain buster!
Ares and Jay are up, KRUNCH WITH A BIG SLINGSHOT SHOULDER BLOCK ON HARDCORE JAY!!! KRUNCH and Ares start to exchange blows and KRUNCH has backed Ares into the ropes, whip across the ring, KRUNCH goes for a clothesline, Ares ducks, KRUNCH goes for another, Ares ducks again, BIG DROP KICK BY ARES ON KRUNCH!!! )
MR: Perfect dropkick from Ares. Ares on fire tonight....
(Pups is back up and he nails Ares with a big clothesline that takes Ares right to the mat. Pups mounts him and starts to nail him in the face with huge lefts and rights! Jay is up and he is going for Pups, KRUNCH cuts him off! KRUNCH backs Jay into the corner and body slams him... big Moonsault from the second rope.. back up to the top another Moonsault!!! 1-2-KICK OUT!!)
CW: THAT WAS THREE!!!
MR: What do you know Clint.
(KRUNCH looks pissed. He picks Jay up... JAY with a low blow!!! WHITE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!! Jay goes for the pin 1-2- KICK OUT!!! Ares and Pups are brawling on the outside and Ares just got whipped into the guard rail so he grabs his back in pain...Pups comes in with a baseball slide, smashing Ares’ face right into the guardrail!)
MR: OOH! It looks like Ares is in pain right now, look at that expression on his face!
CW: I think I’m in more pain just having to look at his face. Zing.
(Jay picks KRUNCH up and sends him into the corner with a couple of hard rights. Pups looks up into the ring and sees that his partner is in trouble, so he slowly begins to creep his way back in. He sneaks up behind Jay as Jay is laying in body shots to KRUNCH, and slips his arms across Jay’s neck...)
MR: SLEEPERHOLD!
CW: Nighty-night Jay.
(Jay begins to try and struggle away vigorously, but KRUNCH comes at him as Pups releases it and LEVELS him with a strong arm clothesline. Pups and KRUNCH begin to stomp away at the body, as Ares has finally recovered on the outside and is making his way onto the apron. Now KRUNCH lifts up Jay into a fireman’s carry, and Sick Puppy begins to climb onto the adjacent top rope. Ares has made his way over to the corner from the apron, and climbs up to the top with Sick Puppy. Both are battling for leverage, and begin to fight each other while they stand on top of the turnbuckle...)
MR: BULLDOG!!! ARES LANDS A TOP ROPE BULLDOG ON SICK PUPPY!!!
(KRUNCH looks and quickly drops Jay from the fireman’s carry into a DDT, laying Jay flat out. Sick Puppy is unconscious, not moving from where he lies, but Ares is slow to get up and KRUNCH pays him back with a boot to the face. He picks Ares up and drops him into a shoulder breaker, then transitions directly into an arm bar submission hold. Ares arm tears at the shoulder as he yells out in pain, but meanwhile Hardcore Jay has pulled himself over on top of Sick Puppy.
One...Two...Thr—KICKOUT!)
CW: Phew, KRUNCH just in time to save that pin with the breakup.
MR: Now he has abandoned Ares to recover his shoulder while he sends Jay into the ropes with an Irish whip.
(Jay grabs onto the ropes while Krunch was waiting for him to bounce back, so instead KRUNCH charges at him and the two go flying over the top rope, out to ringside. Ares is moving around the ring still in pain, but Sick Puppy is finally stirring to his feet now. Puppy walks over to Ares and, seeing the left hand hold his right shoulder in pain, begins to lay his boots to the right shoulder of Ares. Ares scrambles and finally rolls out of the ring, where Pups is quick to follow him.)
MR: Now we’ve practically got a melee going on outside the ring, all four men are out there! Sick Puppy and KRUNCH have control of their opponents, and it looks like they’re coordinating an attack. They both irish whip their opponents, and it looks like they’re going to send them into each other! BUT NO! Ares reverses, and Sick Puppy goes flying, he gets MAULED by Hardcore Jay! Now Pandora dropkicks Jay in the back of the head, sending him down on top of the fallen Pups. Ares then reaches out for a lariat, but KRUNCH ducks that and grabs the back of Ares’ head, INVERTED DDT! KRUNCH IS ON FIRE! He picks Jay up off of Pups and slides him into the ring, then begins to stir Puppy.
CW: Now that is a team, Mike. Helping each other out, not like Ares and Jay.
(Jay begins to stir in the ring, but KRUNCH is already on the top rope, and as Jay makes it to his feet he is sent back down with a corkscrew plancha.)
CW: WHAT A MOVE! See Mike, KRUNCH and Pups are too amazing; you’re going to owe me five hundred bucks after this.
MR: What? We never bet anything Clint.
CW: So? I still want my money bitch.
(Puppy slides Ares into the ring, and then hops onto the apron. Ares begins to stir, and Puppy slingshots himself over the top rope, looking for the hurricanrana...)
MR: REVERSAL! ARES DROPS PUPPY INTO A SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB! AND HE IMMEDIATELY COVERS! 1...2...SAVE BY KRUNCH! Another close call for the team of Dan Pandora and Sick Puppy. The way it’s looking right now, you might owe me five hundred Clint.
CW: Nope, I get the money, doesn’t matter who wins. That was the bet, remember?
MR: ...not really.
(Pandora sends Ares into the ropes and begins to work him over, while Jay and Pups slowly stir to their feet. KRUNCH sends stiff forearms to Ares, then monkeyflips him out of the corner and into the middle of the ring. Puppy catches Ares as he comes flying out of the corner and nails an enziguiri to the face. Ares rolls out of the ring covering his face in pain and drops onto the ringside floor. Jay grabs Puppy from behind, but receives a low blow for his troubles, and Jay leans forward in pain while SP drops down doggy style to his hands and knees.)
CW: ...That’s SICK, puppy.
MR: He’s just leaning down so KRUNCH can use him as a launch pad! Pandora leaps off his back and TORNADO DDT TO JAY! WHAT TEAMWORK!
CW: Showing them what’s UP! KRUNCH and Sick Puppy might just be the team to beat in the Duos Carnivale.
MR: Well, as Isaac announced earlier they have the powerful Jaleth team of Dustin Iler and Jade Diamond in the first round, but they are rocking and rolling right now!
(Sick Puppy picks up Jay and begins saying something to KRUNCH. KRUNCH grins and begins to ascend to the top rope, as Puppy tucks Jay’s head between his knees.)
MR: Pups is in the ring, signaling for Rabies! He has Jay set up...
CW: And KRUNCH is up top, waiting patiently...Possibly an ANGELS SANCTUARY coming up? This is going to be amazing...Hardcore Jay is about to be devastated too!
(Ares is back up on the apron and he pushes KRUNCH off of the top turnbuckle forward, just as Hardcore Jay muscles out of the Pedigree hold from Puppy and back body drops him onto the mat.)
MR: OH!!! KRUNCH WITH A SENTON BOMB ON SICK PUPPY!!! JAY JUST BARELY MAKES IT OUT OF THERE IN TIME!
CW: NO!!! THAT IS SO UNREAL!
MR: Now Ares tackles KRUNCH outside of the ring, and Jay has the pin!
(1...2...3!!!)
(“Enter Sandman” by Metallica hits over the speakers again, and Hardcore Jay is handed his title to him by Ares, and then the two exit up the rampway in a fast-forward celebration mode. Meanwhile, KRUNCH has re-entered the ring and Sick Puppy is back up to his feet.)