Disclaimers: Don't belong to me. Never will.
Ratings: PG? PG-13? Enh...
Pairings: 5x2, and I suppose 1, it depends what you think he ran to the bathroom for.
Warnings: Light yaoi, small making out, and violence against puffballs
Comments: I had a dream.... I'm not allowed to have dreams. My friends are frightened of them.

Wufei sat gazing at photos of the braided bundle of energy known as Duo Maxwell. He couldn't help but smile at the picture of the lavender-eyed boy shoving a double cheeseburger into his mouth, the one of him waving his arms wildly to keep from falling on the ice-skating rink they had visited and the photo of him dressed as Mickey Mouse, ears and all, from Halloween night two weeks before.

He shivered and bit his lip at the sight of Duo standing in a lake, his arms wrapped around his naked chest and his hair floating free around him. Wufei's fingertips traced the profile of Duo's face in the photograph of the American smiling softly at the sun. 'If only...'

It was then that the lamp lighting the Chinese boy's room flickered on and off uncontrollably. Wufei's stereo turned on and off as well. A low, unearthly moaning started, convincing Wufei that this was not an electrical shortage and the nature of the sound ruled out some elaborate prank courtesy of Duo. His door slammed open and shut. The photographs were lifted, swirling into the air and held there, as if they were being considered.

"Lover?" the wing whispered eerily. Wufei waited a moment before addressing the room coldly.

"*No*. And I'm not afraid of you, ghost. Go bother Duo."

Immediately the horrible cacophony ended, the light remained on, and the photographs fluttered to the floor.

A moment later an ear-shattering scream erupted from the next room and a horrified Duo skidded around the corner. He flew into Wufei's lap, clutching the Chinese boy's shirt and shivering uncontrollably. Wide-eyed, Wufei wrapped his arms around the wildly babbling boy.

A small, translucent puffball floated by the open doorway. It grinned, glanced at the shaking, talking boy in Wufei's lap, and flashed a thumbs up sign. Wufei blushed as his body began reacting to Duo's proximity and the ghostie floated out of view.

"... Oh, and I *knew* I shouldn't have eaten those cookies, but I didn't know the Pillsbury Doughboy would haunt me! Oh 'Fei, it was horri- Wu*FEI*! The name came out of the braided boy's mouth in two short squeaks as he felt Wufei's reaction.

'Shit,' Wufei thought. He did the only thing he could do that wouldn't involve lots of blushing, some explaining, and a healthy dose of nose bleeding. He kissed Duo. At first Duo squirmed, but soon he melted into the kiss. The kiss got deeper... and deeper... and, well, let's just say that they were lucky no one walked by the open door. However, their make out session was brought to an abrupt halt at the sound of a gunshot.

Wufei had forgotten completely about their little friend, but obviously it had not disappeared. It flew through the open door into Wufei's room, a worried expression on its face and a hole through its middle. The curtains were sucked out the window in the wake of its leaving. Heero leaned against the doorframe, smirking and blowing the smoke from his gun. Then he noticed the intimate position in which the two other pilots lay.

His eyes widened slowly as he took in Wufei... lying between Duo's spread legs... his hand up the smaller pilot's shirt. Heero made a run for the bathroom to relieve his bleeding nose.

Duo looked at Wufei. Wufei looked at Duo. Wufei smirked, and Duo leaned in for a kiss.

Oo-~~ Owari ~~-oO

Author's notes: My first typed bit of fluff! Kinda goofy, ne? I guess having Heero get a nosebleed rather than Wufei is a little OOC, but it works for me. Oh, and the first three pictures mentioned are based around bits of fluff I haven't written yet, but I certainly plan to. The Mickey Mouse idea came from my friend Nathaniel, who bears a *strong* resemblance to Duo, who was talking about being Mickey Mouse for Halloween! The mental picture was irresistible! Anyway, please tell me what you think! Write to Suzaku1f@aol.com!

--Kitsune-chan