welcome to the bizarre.

welcome to obstab's world. version 2.1

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this man is clearly an idiot. avoid him at all costs.

this site is funded uniquely by you, the reader. obstaB's world. you make it what it is.

Daltonians Reunited - A festive treat for all of you, find out what your old friends are up to, just 30 months after the last update on the site.

Magic Moments - Due to technical difficulties, or the fact that free websites are rubbish, the pictures page would always make the site crash if you looked at them. So as an experiment, I've tried spliting them into two.

Magic Moments2 - And here is the second of them. Hope this all works.

Vote for the Show - Something like that anyway. This is where the Fuse FM vote lies.

The Early Bit With Tom and Neil - The show is no more, but the legacy goes on, The Boys site for the show is here.

Tony Hart's Art Gallery - Some amusing pictures of those close to me.

Briancam - Keep in track with Felchington Towers Number One Toff, in his hilarious diary.

We wish you an EVIL Christmas - 24 windows, for each of the days of December leading up until Christmas Day. An evil advent calendar, because evil of the world enjoys Christmas too. I bet you all cheat and peek ahead of the dates. Boo! But then there are no chocolates. I wish you all happy holidays, in Hell.

It began in Africa-ca-ca-ca - Well, actually, it began in Preston, but hey, who's paying attention?.

Memories are made of this - Relive the wacky that was some second years, some first years, and some mental people.

Tom's Photo Casebook - Who killed Jay? Or a crappy excuse to use some pics, you decide.

Fist - Find out how our boys are doing.

ObstaB's World of Messages - NEW - An online powerful, yet underused forum for all fans of ObstaB's World.

Scream if you wanna go faster - An insight to the disturbed minds.

And now on BBC1 - What if we took over the Beeb?

Shiptationwrecked Island-Gladiators - This was topical and accurate when I wrote it, but things went bad after, plus I got lazy. But read it.

Who? - Who are those masked men?.

Rick Adams - Play Fantasy Families. Go on, I dare you OR I'll KICK YOUR ARSE.

Little Brother - Someone's watching you.

ObstaB's World Weekly - I rant about stuff.

You Must Remember This - Its the Top 100. Vote NOW!.

Far Too Much Time On Our Hands - Roald Dahl and Enid Blyton have got nothing on us.

You bet your bottom dollar - All things American, thanks to Jayson.

Lager Lager Lager Lager - Mr. Bell's most famous sayings.

Letters and Mindless Drivel - The mailbag's been full. Well it hasn't, but, you know.

Look at Mystic Meg's Crystal Balls - The stars have predicted an odd few months for Fallowfield's favourite residents.

I am the webmaster. Bow to my glory. Or simply contact me at obstab@hotmail.com with all your website queries.

I know no law. Don't prosecute me for ignorance. Just ask nicely and I'll sort it out. Ta!

special thanks to al for being drunk, jay for being bored and brian for being enthusiastic. without you guys helping, i'd just take all of the credit.