| Church Bulletin Blunders |
| These are actual bloopers from church bulletins: * Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. * The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. * The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." * Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. * The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. * Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. * A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. * Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. * Tuesday at 4 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. * The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. * Don't let worry kill you, let the Church help. * This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter. * Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study. * Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. * Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. * The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday. * Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: The cost for attending Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals." * Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. * Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time. * During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit. * The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment and gracious hostility. * This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. * "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands." |