Thanh was walking down the streak wittling to himself a randum toon.  All of a sudden, he saw a stoor. 

Tongue decided he wood go into the stoor to buy some cucumbers.  He went down the aisle with his baskit.

"Look!  Cucumbers!" 

He pointed nappily at a bright orung carut.  Fastly he got a bage, putting some caruts into it with rapidly moving bands. 

"Oh these cucumbers make me so gorny." 

After he laid for the cucumbers he runned back to his house and up the sters to his bedroom.  He quickly got out his loob, the toob almost emptee. 

"Just enuff."  Tome sad. 

He poored some of the loob onto the cucumburr/carot. 

"Oh, I can't wet!"  Once the carut was greezy, he pooled down his pants and bent over his led. 

"Here goes nothing."  And he jammed the carut into his tight splinter. 

"Oh, this is like getting my eyes wassed!"  He kept on plumping, hurder and fasturr, untill he spilt fizz all over the place.

He dropped the carut.

"Oh...that was goot."

The End.
Tongue's Cucumbers