hello...my name is V...and i'm an alco..wait..wrong group...

i have addictions to the following

gay men
gay sex
jack (from the nightmare before christmas)
veggies
placebo (the band)
depeche mode
mints
funny shirts
soap, laundry detergent, etc.
tight clothes
bondage
painkillers
"emo" hair styles



i dislike the following

homophobes
my mother
hangers
really old people fucking young people
the wall at restaurants
the fuzzy end of the pickle (an actual pickle folks...)
people who still think i'm a lesbian


thank you.