This space is leased to a business assoctiate for advertisements, information about upcoming products, news, release dates and other such tidbits of possibly useful, interesting, or sometimes intriguing information. An agreement was made, but our associate has yet to provide us with any such information to update this column with, and we can't annex this column back from the asshole, er, i mean, associate because we signed a contract and are, by law, required to only use this space to advertise for the aforementioned business partner... and we decided that slander as one of us put it, but that one of us was wrong, because if it's in print, it's actually libel... (is that spelled correctly ?)..(yeah, it is, trust me !).... anyways, where were we... Oh Yeah, we decided that LIBEL is still a form of advertisement, because it still gets the products or services, or whatever type of business out there on the mind of the "consumers"...
So, in closing, we will provide information about our associtate's services in this column when he delivers it to us, or once the contract expires, we will kick his ass and take back our column !!!
( do contracts expire..?)
(we sure hope they do..!)
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we totally had you going, that was good shit, you should've seen your faces, you were all confused and shit, it was great, we'd sell it on ebay if we had it on tape, WOW, that was good stuff....
We got Sean to join the band, but before that Paul left the band, but before that we played our first show at Megan's house, but before that we made up some songs, but before that we jammed, but before that Derek Sang and played Guitar, PJ played Guitar, Jason played the Drums, and Paul played the Bass, but before that Jason joined the band and played the drums instead of PJ, but before that Derek, PJ, and Paul decided to start a band where Derek would Sing and play Guitar, PJ would play the Drums, and Paul would play the Bass, but before that some of us were already in bands, but before that we learned how to play Instruments, but before that we didn't know how to play Instruments, but before that we hadn't gone through puberty yet, but before that, we were babies and we crapped in our pants, but before that we weren't born yet, and way before that ALIENS COLONIZED EARTH WITH PEOPLE AS AN EXPERIMENT JUST LIKE IN STARGATE, except without the whole using us to stay forever youthful and there aren't any stargates.....
- Pj, Derek, and Paul start the band during the summer ... Pj on drums, Derek on guitar and vocals, and Paul on bass
- Jason joins and moves to drums, Pj moves to guitar, Derek still on guitar and vocals, Paul still on bass...
- Jamming in Paul's basement..
- With about 5 to 7 songs a concert is held at Megan's house and there is minimal attendance...
- Paul quits the band
- Pj moves to bass, Sean joins on guitar and vocals, Derek still on guitar and vocals, jason still on drums...
2003:
- A concert is played with compound fraxure at the M.A.R.C. Pj doesn't play because of a broken collar bone..
- Sean quits the band and moves away... no one is to replace him, no positions are filled, the band becomes a 3 piece
- 2 basement concerts are held at two seperate houses of PAUL... one at former member Paul VonKoch's house and one at friend Paul Mullen's house...
- 2 high school concerts are held, one gets shut down because of an out of control bass breaking incident, and the other gets shut down because of an out of control moshing situation...
- sometime in september Derek and Jason attend "The Big Ass Show" in salt lake city... there is a small booth where any band can play and Austin plays a song with them because Pj isn't there...
- sometime in november Austin is once again recruited to play with the band, this time for a concert, because of another accident involving Pj
- sometime in december Austin formally joins the band, Derek is still on guitar but now is only backing vocals, Pj takes over primary vocals, Jason is still on the drums, and Austin is now on bass... Pj has now been in the band spanning all the instruments.. and the lineup is now solidified
2004:
- the band is interviewed by the Grand County High School newspaper "The Devil's Advocate"
- with over 20 songs in the bank, there are plans for an upcoming show with Zach and Mikey's band that is as of yet unnamed...
- Oa plays a cd release show April 10th at the civic center. there is a very good turnout and in all a VERY good concert...
