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Tongue Twisters, Jokes and More Cooky Fun |
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So many magazines have them... those cheap little tongue twisters everyone can say, jokes that leave your friends wondering why you would crack such a lame joke... finally, here are the best! These jokes should at least crack a smile from your frineds, but I can't guarantee anything... don't take my word for it, TRY 'EM OUT! |
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Say this 5 times fast... no really, it's hard! |
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cinnamon synonims |
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Q: Why did the dumb blond die in a helicpter crash?
A: He got cold and turned off the fan |
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Q: How did the dumb blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff :) |
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A bar decided to hire some engineers to build a robot that would strike up a conversation with anyone who came into the bar. The engineers agrred and soon created a robot. On its first day at the bar, a guy walked in and the robot asked him: "What's ur IQ?" and the guy replied "150". The robot started talking to him about quantum physics and the such. The guy thought: "Wow this is really cool," and walked out of the bar. He came in the following day and the robot asked him once more: "What's ur IQ?" and the guy answered "100," so the robot started talking about the best hockey teams and the guy thought: "Wow, this is awesome," and walked out of the bar. The next day, the guy walked in again and got asked the usual question. The man replied: "50". The robot hesitates then says: "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?" |
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The following are REAL warning signs from lots of items:
On an air conditioner: CAUTION: AVOID THROWING AIR CONDITIONER OUT OF WINDOW
On a life-saving device: WARNING: THIS IS NOT A LIFE-SAVING DEVICE!
On an infant's bathtub: WARNING: AVOID THROWING BABY OUT WITH THE BATH WATER!
On a sign: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSIBLE
On another sign: CAUTION: DO NOT HIT THIS SIGN!
On a computer: WARNING: THIS COMPUTER WILL TURN ON WHEN THERE IS ELECTRICITY!
On a camcorder: WARNING: THIS DEVICE WILL NOT WORK WHEN THERE IS NO FILM INSIDE
On a restroom hand dryer: DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS
On a jar of nuts: WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS
On a can of insect repellent: CAUTION: THIS SPRAY IS HARMFUL TO BEES
The following are the funniest ever bumper stickers:
WARNING: Car will explode upon impact
I love children, but I cant eat a whole one
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
Bright red meat is goot for you;
Fuzzy green meat is not good for you
Hire teenagers while they still know everything!
Of course you're faster... but im driving in front of you
Out of my mind... be back in 15 minutes |
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