"I'll take back the candy if you don't....shh... I'll make you spit it out into the can!" - Mr. Sayaman to our class

"C'mon, give it to me!" then a few seconds later, "Is the door closed?" -Mr. Sayaman (both quotes were unrelated to each other)

"He'll have to become very friendly with Mary Palm her 5 sisters." -Michelle R.

Reading from Dante's Inferno: " Maggots.. mmmmm..you have lunch now, hmm?" - Ms. Weil

"Pay attention to me.. EY!" - Mr. Sayaman

"Calm down, Doreen! I'm not one to prescribe drugs, but once a while, people need tranquilizers!" - Mr. Tomanelli

"I'm in the wrong business. I should be a stand up comedian. I should get a room full of 15 year old girls, stand up say "Girls, take out your books" and you'd all laugh. Maybe I'll just wear an Indian headress and stand there." - Mr. Tomanelli

"Doreen, I found your book in lost found." - Mr. Sayaman
"No. I gave that one back to you." - doreen
"Oh. So I lost it. Maybe I should've kept quiet." - Mr. Sayaman

"His name is Pab." - Gabrielle

"Sr. Christine, my lungs are burning!!" -*doreen*, referring to the poisonous smell of tar coming in the windows

"CAN -DY!" -Robyn
"CAAN-DY!" - Me
"Well, you can either say it like a Hindu or an Irish person.." - Robyn, on Marcy Playground's song "Sex Candy"

"3+2=5!" - Mr. Tomanelli

"Look at me!" - Mr. Sayaman, upon realizing he made a mistake

"Take it easy, OK?" - Mr. Sayaman

"Oh, this is haaard." - Mr. Sayaman
"y=6" - Sarah, answering the question
"Oooh, she got it!" - Mr. Sayaman

"This is a guy...He's got spiked hair, an earring, and his name is Dronium. When he comes into the room, what do you say?" -Mr. Tomanelli
"Hi, Dronium!" - the chem. class 02
"Now, if you dont remeber what hydronium is, I'll get you a psychiatrist!" - Mr. Tomanelli

"Plus and minus is negative. Plus is plus of course!" -Mr. Sayaman

"I'm distracted now.." -Mr. Sayaman

"That's too complicated, now just gimme' the answer!" - Mr. Sayaman

"What's the problem??" - Mr. Sayaman

"Oh, wait, his name is Tom..." - Ski Trip '98 or '97..

"We are worse than guys!" -Robyn

"Mr. Watkins graded our midterm so fairly...he just gave us the 50 points on the essays .." -Alexis K.
"So that's why some of the report cards had a stream of bad midterm grades, but one good grade on the history midterm.."- Mrs. Lapierre

"I saw my name and I felt so special!" -Michelle R.

"Most people think there is a big marshmallow cloud-looking kingdom, with angels playing their harps and the saints are smiling and your deceased relatives are having a big party..It's not like that." -Mrs. Lapierre on the Kingdom of God

"And I was thinking to myself..What did I do wrong?..." -Lexie on Mr. Sayaman

"My..mom...is.going..to...kill..me!" -Jen

"Winnie Pooh isn't here." -Vanessa
"Damn!"- Doreen
"Who?" -Michelle
"Long story.." -Doreen

"Bullshit..bull****!" -Angela
"Well, thank you Michelle..She'll be saying that all day."- doreen
"She''ll write on the midterm...Leonardo DiCaprio and bull****." -Michelle

"How was the Chem midterm?" -Mr. W.
"Okay.." -Michelle
"Good!" -Doreen
"Horrible!!" -Elicia
"Thank you for giving me that clear answer.." -Mr. W.

"I still don't think he's cute.."- Jessica E.
"Who?"-Doreen
"Superman guy.." -Jessica
"Who?"- Doreen
"You know.." -Jessica
Oh, him, Dean Cain?..He's not cute." -Doreen

"Rikers is an island!" -Doreen to Michelle R.

"I smell Queens on you..Are you from Queens?" -the two guys at the April 1997 Regis dance we renamed Zack Slater
"What the heck are they talking about?" -Doreen
"I have no idea!" -Lexie, laughing

"Twinkle, rinkle, dinkle, star." -Vanessa M.

"I get to do the sentence about Martin playing the piano."-Jennifer Q.
"Um, Martin who?" -*doreen*

"Remind me to shut my mouth next time." -Doreen
"No, I'll allow you to open your mouth so you can insert foot."- Michelle R.

"Put this on the midterm because we really know it..." -math II-01
:::gets quiet::: "Yeah, we really DO!" -Doreen

"You should watch out while skiing....you shouldn't ski at all.."-Ms.Woolf
"But I already gave in my ski money!" -Artemisia
"Yeah, so did I..Now, I have to watch out for psychos on the ski trip, ..AND trees too!" -Doreen

"It's his Alzeheimer's.." -Jennifer Q.

"You know, Mr.Big Chinese Man." -Jennifer Q.

"Yeah, let's all pray for her and light candles. We'll burn the school down." -Aimee on Mrs. Lapierre

"We're supposed to feel sorry for her?"- Alexis K. on Mrs. Lapierre

"Yeah..New Year's Eve..whatca doin'..hmm..whateva." -Mr. T on what he calls today's teenage guy..one who has many piercings, never takes a bath and can't read or write his name..

"I'm not going to ask you what color Oedipus' eye's were before he poked them out!"-Ms. Weil

"The quote identifications will be easy..I wont put something like, HI OEDIPUS, and ask you who said it.." -Ms. Weil

"P1, V1, DIVIDED BY T1..P2, V2, DIVIDED BY T2!" -the song my Chem Class -02 sang to remember the combined gas law formula..of course, Mr. T was our conductor..that was hilarious!

"Where is AE? Where is AE?" -Mr. Sayaman

"HO!" -Mr. Sayaman yelled as Jessica got up to show him what she thought the answer was and no, he didn't mean it in a bad way!

"There is only an ASA Axiom..there is not an SSA or for that matter an, ASS." -Mr. Sayaman on explaining the congruence axioms

"Didn't everyone notice this?" - Mr. Sayaman said pointing to the poinsetta plant on his desk
"Oh, how cute!" - a comment many of us said
"Yeah, it's for me." -Mr. Sayaman said in a blunt way

"6th Avenue!" - Doreen to Michelle A. on the N train

"Maybe, just maybe, this year we won't go around in circles. Hopefully, we won't end back up at the Runaway Train." - Six Flags quote forever..... lol

"I couldn't write on the card for obvious reasons"- Michelle R.

"CATS is the longest running show on Broadway. Boy, are we in trouble!" - Michelle R. (yes, Michelle, mucho trouble!)

"Maybe we can get ideas for the crumb amusement park....we'll open it up by senior year." -Michelle R.

"What the hell? Why are the girls dancing with each other?" -Doreen
"I have no idea!" -Michelle
"Well, that's what happens when you are deprived of guys. You start going crazy..." -Doreen

"Oh, god, Doreen. Look at me! Me retarded! Say it!" -Christina Raj
"Me retarded??" -Doreen
"No, I am!"--Christina
"Oh, you are retarded!" --Doreen

"Thank you Mr. Sayaman!" -(we all said this at different times)
"Yeah, it's okay. Yeah. Now leave me alone!" -Mr. Sayaman

"I'LL UGLISIZE YO' MOMMA!"
--Doreen's response on reading a comment stating "we have to walk with those (ugh!) Regis guys"

We love Louie! We love Louie's Dots!
--Chem Class Sec. 2-02 (You had to hear us!)

"They were big on love!"
--Kristen M. on Corinth

"An hour? This class is too long. 30 minutes to go, oh." --Mr. Sayaman

"I'll never teach the same again! It's like you plugged me in and lit me up!" --Ms. Rea

"J.J. TOMPSON!"--yelled by Mr.T in Chem2-02

Doreen: Stop opening the window , Michelle!
Michelle: But, it totally smells in here!
Doreen: So, don't breathe through your nose. Easy solution!

Go Buckeyes!--Ms. Lapierre
What's a buckeye? --Alexis K.
A nut... --Ms. Lapierre
What's the mascot? --Alexis K.

Mr.Watkins: A dog has doginess and when I look at you and even me, I know we are all.."
Beatrice: Dogs..!
Mr. Watkins: Humans.

"Why is there money on the desk? Is someone leaving me a tip?" --Ms. Weil

Mr.Sayaman:You have a test on Thursday.
The class: You didn't tell us!! No fair!
Mr. Sayaman: Ok, fine, you have a test on Thursday!
Doreen: Okay, now he told us!

"You all look like a bunch of dummies. Wakey, Wakey!"
--Ms. Woolf

OLDIES BUT GOODIES:

"Cornu, Cornus, Cornu, cornu, cornu!"
Ms. Woolf

"If I hear any screaming in this room, that's it Doreen!"
--Sr. Christine, who started the name "Chuckles"

Tricia:The cat or dog is brown;the cat is yellow;therefore the dog is brown.
Mr.Sayaman: You should say the cat isn't brown because the dog may be red..
Rachel: What? I don't understand.
Mr. Sayaman: Hmm..I am confused.Let's forget this arguement.I don't want to be challenged any further.

"HEYYYYYY CHUCKLES!"
--Alexis K. to Doreen

"Man on the run, man on the ruuunnn, He went to Tarsus, WHY? To see his family!"
Ms. Lapierre to the beat of Band on the Run

"Remember when you were little and used to play hide and seek? Cui! Cui!"
--Ms. Woolf

"Here kitty kitty!"
--Ms. Woolf

"Ssshhh pah!"
Ms. Lapierre's most famous saying

"It should be or..it should be or"
Mr. Sayaman

"Remember cibus, cibi as Kibbles Bits"
Ms. Woolf

"Who is the bomb?
Mr. Watkins on slang

"No, he didn't make mufflers..."
Ms. Weil on King Midas

"Moo!"
Ms. Weil on mythology

"His feet are tired."
Mr. Sayaman on the law of syllogism

"Did I spit on you, Doreen?"
Mrs. Lapierre

"Say I drop a screwdriver (noise outside made by construction workers) yeah..like that!"
Mr. Tomanelli

"See how easy it is when you shake and break?"
Ms. Woolf