Nick Names:Dan, Loser, Fag, Asshole, Freak, Loser, Gaylord, Pokefan, Ugly, George Clooney, and Weiner Face
Favorite Color:None of your damn business!
Favorite Movie:Babes in Toyland, Homeward Bound, Girls Gone Wild 7, Girls Gone Wild 8, Guys Gone Wild 4, Dogs and Cats gone Wild 47, The Little Mermaid, Pokemon and the Mystery of Entei, Road House, Three Ninjas, The Ninja Turtles, Good Burger, The Goonies, and Big Moma's House!!!
Favorite Bands:Flying Phalangers, Less Than Jake, The Unseen, Offhand, House Hold Products, Five State, Sideline Heroes, Suicide Machines, Alkaline Trio, Gob, Virus Nine, Thrice, Hot Water Music, Whatever it Takes, and Anti Flag!!
Turn-ons: Will, Brett, Matt's arm pit hair, Tim's nipples, Pats shaved chest, my nipple hair, Abraham Lincoln, George Bush, Sharpie Pen's, Pigeons, Green pubic hair, small weiners, Big Jim, seals, Bart Simpson, or just anything with a weiner...
Turn-offs:Myself, The season of Fall, Winter, and Summer, shaved nipples, Strippers, Aliens, Jill, Math, Science, My Library teacher, Ralph Nader, Bob Dole, Cookies and Cream Ice Cream, Women, or anything with boobs (not including Big Jim), Woopie Goldberg, The Mighty Ducks, and freedom.