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^ Not Myk
(But she's hot, so she stays)
A Canadian wet dream...
(What I'm all a'boot!)
Tits, trips and treats!
(2040)
Links n' things...
(Why the hell not??)
^ Not Myk either
(But she's also hot, so she gets to stay too)
2040
What I'm all a'boot!
Why the hell not??
I am MYK, and this is my contribution to the WWW!

For those who stumbled here as a result of destiny, congratulations!
For those who stumbled here as a result of knowing me, my condolences.


Regardless, all of you get to experience the sex, drugs and rock n' roll that make up
"...one of god's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered
for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die:"
MYK!
(Based on a True Story)
Est. 2002
I AM.
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