I Only Had Two Beer... I Swear Occifer
"The tingling tells you it's working"  - Company Slogan
It's last call and you've just been kicked out of your local watering hole. What do you do? Go home? Like hell! It's time to go cruis'n! It is the responsibility of the "DD" to ensure that the drive is fun and memorable for those unfortunate enough to be in the vehicle. Now, chances are nothing will be remembered the next day, so it is important that you have some way of recording what had transpired the previous night.

                                                                              
Please enjoy responsibly!
Back to Tits, trips and treats!
(2040)
Goodbye Diamonds. See you next Monday
2AM: last call for alcohol
Dude, I think I'm seeing doubles
Where the hell are we?
Ahhh... home at last; Gran Turismo styles
Wow! Look at all the purdy lights
Having... trouble...staying... conscious...
Captain, we've reached Warp 9.2!
On the road again...
That's no moon. It's a space station
2040
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