| That's Just WRONG!! |
| "Sometimes shit happens, somebody has to deal with it, and who you gonna call?" - Dr. Peter Venkman |
| To fix the many problems plaguing this planet, you have to start somewhere. I say, let's start by completely abolishing the atrocities portrayed below! Undoubtedly, more will be added as I see fit. So, let me know what you think and we can get started on making this planet a better place for our children, and our children's children. WHO'S WITH ME?!! |
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| Wrong is having a mullet. Clearly those sporting one suffer from a myriad of psychological problems, including but not limited to, inbreeding and the overwhelming need to wear a wife-beater. There is no excuse for having one. Not even if it's for the sake of making a "fashion statement". If in fact that is your excuse for having one, then the statment you're making is that you are indeed retarded and need to be put down immediatly before you hurt anyone else. |
| Wrong is lowering a pick-up. Really, what's the point? Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against customizing and slamming cars. But doing that to a truck really serves no purpose. You can't transport anything heavy or do anything rugged that regular trucks do, like say, go over speedbumps for example. Just go out and buy yourself a nice sports car. It'll look better, probably cost less, and can carry more than two people. I know... sounds crazy! Thank me later. |
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| Wrong is an ugly coloured garage door. No one likes a garage door that can probably be seen from space, however, every neighbourhood has that one house with a garage that makes people gag whenever they see it. My suggestion for these people is to sell their home to someone that doesn't mix acid into their coffee for breakfast, and move to the mountains. That way everybody wins... except the poor mountains. |
| Basically what I'm trying to say is that if you have a mullet, wear urban camouflage, drive a lowered pick-up, park it in an ugly coloured garage, and do ALL of your banking at an ATM; you've got some major fucking problems my friend, and need to seek professional help. Please... do it for the children. |
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| Wrong is doing ALL of your banking at an ATM. Just look at all those poor people being held up in line just because some inconsiderate mofo decides that they want to open a new account, deposit money, check on their RRSP's, pay their bills, take out a 4th mortgage, update their passbook, and witdraw money all in one visit to the ATM. Go to a bank teller and do all of that! The only thing us "normal" mofo's want to do is to take out a quick $20 so we can pay the nice stripper. And the longer we're waiting, the less we're drinking! |
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| Wrong is wearing urban camouflage. Hey, has anyone seen Bub? Oh wait, there he is! Jeez, I almost didn't notice him standing amongst all those buildings and cars, being so well camouflaged and all. C'mon, get real! The only thing you're going to blend in with is maybe Channel 1 on the TV. If you think I'm wrong, then go lay down on the 401. If cars swerve to avoid you, then I'm right. But if they don't, then well I guess the joke's on me and your urban camouflage actually works. |