The Official SwimMod Phoenix Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about SwimMod Phoenix, THE REAL SWIMMOD PHOENIX.  This site is awesome.    My name is verpetas and I can't stop thinking about SwimMod Phoenix.  This chick is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. She likes to watch cartoons. REAL ULTIMATE CARTOONS!

Facts:

1.    SwimMod Phoenix is a [female] mammal.

2.    SwimMod Phoenix watches [adult swim] ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of SwimMod Phoenix is to be from Texas and to be super duper cute.

Weapons and gear:

Tumbleweeds                   Cleavage   

Texas

Testimonial:

SwimMod Phoenix can get anything she wants!  SwimMod Phoenix flirts with guys ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This lady is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time.  I heard that SwimMod Phoenix was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon SwimMod Phoenix picked it up, smiled disarmingly, and handed it back to him!  My friend Master Shake said that he saw SwimMod Phoenix totally smile coyly at some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that SwimMod Phoenix has REAL Ultimate Power you better ph34r teh 1337 pwn4g3!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

SwimMod Phoenix is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to clean the crap out of my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my private places.  This girl is totally awesome and that's a fact.  SwimMod Phoenix is cute, nice, cool, fair, cute, and sweet.  I can't wait to go to SXSW next year.  I love SwimMod Phoenix with all of my body (except my pee pee--I save that for Odin).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about SwimMod Phoenix?

A: SwimMod Phoenix is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she's cute and sweet, but on the other hand, SwimMod Phoenix can ban naughty users.

Q: I heard that SwimMod Phoenix is always helping out newbies.  What's her problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other [female] mammals, SwimMod Phoenix can be help other users OR ban spammers and flamers. 

Q: What does SwimMod Phoenix do when she's not going to SXSW or being charming?

A: Most of her free time is spent videotaping interviews with crustaceans, but sometimes she fights with her purse straps between her jubblies.  (Ask Master Shake if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of some dude dressed up like master shake showing off.

He's an employee of Williams Street and SwimMod Phoenix took this picture, which is bragable