The Official SwimOdin Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about SwimOdin, THE REAL SWIM ODIN.  This site is awesome.    My name is verpetas and I can't stop thinking about SwimOdin.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. He likes to play dress up. REAL ULTIMATE DRESS UP!

Facts:

1.    SwimOdin is a mammal.

2.    SwimOdin bans people ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of SwimOdin is to cosplay and to work at Williams Street.

Weapons and gear:

Makeup                   Chrono Trigger   

Swim Buddha                                    Crunk

Testimonial:

SwimOdin can ban anyone he wants!  SwimOdin cuts off accounts ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that SwimOdin was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon SwimOdin banned water for all of IB.  My friend Nickolai said that he saw SwimOdin totally dress some kid up like Gene Simmons just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that SwimOdin has REAL Ultimate Power you better get help rapper or you will get kicked off site!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

SwimOdin is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  SwimOdin is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to post in babbling next year.  I love SwimOdin with all of my body (especially my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about SwimOdin?

A: SwimOdin is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he's a sergeant in the KISS army, but on the other hand, SwimOdin is a scruffy looking nerf herder.

Q: I heard that SwimOdin is always dressed up like the Burger King.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, SwimOdin can be dressed up like the Burger King OR Ace Frehley. 

Q: What does SwimOdin do when he's not banning nerds or flipping out?

A: Most of his free time is spent playing old SNES games, but sometimes he fights with SwimBuddha over the snack machine.  (Ask Nickolai if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Nickolai showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost ready for puberty, which is bragable