The Official Markoff Cheney Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Markoff Cheney, THE REAL MARKOFF CHENEY!.  This site is awesome.    My name is verpetas and I can't stop thinking about Markoff Cheney.  This dude is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. He likes to snowboard. REAL ULTIMATE SNOWBOARDING!

Facts:

1.    Markoff Cheney is a mammal.

2.    Markoff Cheney gets huge air ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Markoff Cheney is to send out corporate memos and to smoke poseurs.

Weapons and gear:

    Backcountry                               The boardroom of your dreams   

Subtle political humor

Testimonial:

Markoff Cheney can send any memo he wants!  Markoff Cheney pwns hoedads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This dude is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that Markoff Cheney was eating at the lodge.  And when some lip layer dropped a spoon Markoff Cheney smacked him upside the head with his own Roxy board!  My friend Kenneth Lay said that he saw Markoff Cheney totally send a memo to this kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Markoff Cheney has REAL Ultimate Power you better send in your resignation to the chairman of the board!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Markoff Cheney is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my snowpants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my Swiss chalet.  This dude is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Markoff Cheney is fast, smart, gnarly, HUGE, professional, and sweet.  I can't wait to go snowboarding next year.  I love Markoff Cheney in a totally heterosexual, platonic way with all of my body (except my pee pee--I still save that for Odin).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Markoff Cheney?

A: Markoff Cheney is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he's a badass boarder, but on the other hand, Markoff Cheney is a corporate chump, always being taken advantage of by payroll.

Q: I heard that Markoff Cheney is always blasting a dookie.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Markoff Cheney can blast a dookie OR bomb a mad jump at 60 mph. 

Q: What does Markoff Cheney do when he's not snowboarding or writing memos?

A: Most of his free time is spent stroking his... ego, but sometimes he fights with CEO's over reinitializing base wages.  (Ask Kenneth Lay if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of Kenneth Lay.

He's indicted for embezzlement in the Enron scandal, which is bragable