| Wild Magic Quotes |
 |
| "We had bandits at home. I stood watch w/ the sheep, so I learned crossbow & longbow, and sling. Not that I'm bragging." -Daine "Your ma was a leech w/ bad teeth. Your da was a peahen. I know chickens w/ more brains than you!" -Daine, to Zhaneh Bitterclaws "What great sorcerer has a name like Arram Draper?" -Numair "Boys worry about their loox just as much as girls do. They just hide it better." -Numair "You really should tell her some of my faults. Then again-please don't I forgot you actually know my faults" -Numair, to Onua "That's the palace. Home of the most unusual royal couple in history & their peculiar court." "I don't think 'unusual' & 'peculiar' are the right words" -Numair & Onua "Odd's bobs, this is a strange place! Knights who say call 'em by their first name & wizards that light tinder & queens that run around dressed like real people-" -Daine "Something the matter, my lamb?" "No sir, I just never met nobody like you" "And if you're lucky, you won't again," -Sarge, Daine, & Buri "I'm going to camp to torture some trainees," -Onua "She wanted to talk to dolphins, so she stopped her own blessed heart! Mithros, Mynoss, & Shakith!!!" -Numair "And men say we're emotional," -Onua "Don't call me genteman, I work for a livin'"-George "This is a fine welcome you've given me, laddybuck. Here I am, home from the wars, and you let me be swarmed over by barbarians whilst you flirt w/ my friends" -Alanna, to George "Evil people say evil things to make good people cry & doubt." -Daine "it's fair funny. I've gone from having no home to having too many!" "Welcome to Tortall," -Daine & Alanna "When the Lioness puts a healing on a man, he stays healed!" "Does your ma know you're this silly?" "The few gray hairs she has on her head are my doing, but I send her plenty of money to have them dyed!" "I hope she beat you as a child," -Numair & Onua |