Greatest Jokes Of All Time
Q. Why Didn't the kitten drink its milk?
A. Because its head was stapled to the floor!
Q. Why did the kid fall off his bike?
A. Because someone threw a fridge at him!
Q. Why didn't the dog fetch its ball?
A. Because it had no legs!
Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because some one threw a bus at it!
Q. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because the other one fell on it!
Q. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because it saw the other two and thought it was a game!
Q. Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because someone cut the tree down!
Q. Why didn't the guard dog stop the burglars?
A. Because the guard dog was a carton of milk!
Q. Why did the man walk into the bar?
A. Because he was blind!
Q. Why did the plane crash?
A. Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Q. What do you call a bus with wings that can fly?
A. An Aeroplane!
Q. Why did the cat fall out of a tree?
A. Because it had no eyes! (dedicated to Kyle)
Q. Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Because he was dead...
Q. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Because he was dead too...
Q. Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Peer pressure...
Q. What has 12 legs and lives in the bin?
A. The Croxfords!
Q. Why should we put rubbish in the bin?
A. So scooter has some thing to eat!
Q. Why couldn't Mr. Thompson eat his lunch?
A. Because Mr. Thompson was a brick wall!
Q. Why did Bill drown?
A. Because Bill was just a head!
Q. Why was the elephant scared of mice?
A. Because the elephant was a piece of cheese!
Q. What is big, white, jolly and wears a big red suit.
A. Xav dressed up as Austin Powers.
Q. Why do New Zealand men find it easy to "pick-up"?
A. Sheep can't get through fences!
Q. What did the chiropractor do when he saw Russell coming into his clinic?
A. Sent his kids to college!
Q. What do you call a straight male hair dresser?
A. A liar!
Q. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A. He was looking for Pooh!
Guy: "Doctor, there is a banana stuck in my ear and a carrot up my nose! This is terrible what's wrong?"
Doctor: "Well first of all your not eating right"
A man goes up to the man at the counter and says "doctor I think I'm blind!". The man at the counter says "well do you want fries with that or not?"
Pick up line: A man walks over to a woman and says "you look like my 3rd wife", the woman says "how many wives have you had?" The man says "2".
"A horse is a horse of corse of corse, but no one can talk to a horse of corse unless of corse the name of that horse is HORSE!!!"
"Ba-doong-ching!"
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