- the word "definitely" has become a regular part of your vocabulary
- when someone says "oh, no!" you suddenly get alerted
- you counted down to the 22nd, when Rolling Stone magazine came out (but you already knew the contents of the article and already had the pics saved to your hard drive)
- you have a new interest in bandannas
- you know his entire life story
- your desktop wallpaper is Apolo related
- you've made a fansite about Apolo
- when you see "Apollo 13" or anything like that anywhere you immediately think of Apolo
- seeing Apolo with two L's looks odd to you (Apollo)
- your teachers even know you're obsessed
- you've seriously thought of taking up speed skating
- you have dreams about Apolo
- you set your alarm for late at night so you can catch him on TV
- you sat through a boring hour of watching QVC to see him
- your friends accuse you of being an Apolo cult leader
- you say "you know" multiple times in a single sentence
- you travel across the country just to see him race
- your screenname has to do with Apolo
- you have a special folder on your computer filled with Apolo pics, sounds, video clips, etc.
- your friends and family start addressing you as "Mrs. Ohno"
- you have an Apolo AIM icon
- you check for Apolo updates and webpages daily
- you are a member of an Apolo message board (or more than one) and post there often
- you go through Apolo withdrawls if you don't get your daily "fix"
- you bite someone's head off if they say he's ugly, gay, talentless, etc.
- you have Apolo pictures taped all over your folders
- you've calculated the exact number of days, months, years, etc. of how much older/younger than you he is
- you freak out when you find a site with tons of Apolo links, then realize you've already seen 90% of them
- you've spent multiple hours of the day looking up Apolo stuff on the net
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