Here are some examples of the various spam/macros we run in Heretkau. You are not required to run these word for word...they are just meant to be guidelines to set up your own macro system. If you have need of a macro program, please IM or email one of the HTD's or Admin. We can make recommendations about good programs.

LEAGUE RECRUITMENT SPAM:

ADDICTED TO MIDS?
Would you like to play this game with others who are addicted as you?
Then come join our league...it's free and easy to join...just go to
WWW.MYLEAGUE.COM/MIDS4U
Please use your exact yahoo name as your league name.
Be sure to check all the boxes for ladder bux.
Check your email for the activation code.
(It might try to hide in the bulk folder)
Then come back and tell us you're new!
Welcome in advance and goooooooood luck!

TD RECRUITMENT SPAM:

~*~ ~*~ TD's Needed!!! ~*~ ~*~
We are currently accepting accepting applications
for the position of Tournament Director.
A great way to earn extra bux and have a lot of fun.
No experience, no problem we will train you.
Link is on the main page next to the tourney calendar...so scroll :D
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GO FOR THE GOLD SPAM:

$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*
Go For The Gold
All you have to do is play and lilmsmisbhaven will keep track of your games.
Runs from Oct 1st to Dec 31st. If you would like to participate
contact lilmsmisbhaven by email @ lilmsmisbhaven@yahoo.com
or leaving her a message on YIM (same screen name)
Come on Peeps its a FREE membership for a year!!
*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*

VOTE FOR FAVS SPAM:

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GOT A FAVORITE ????
DONT FORGET TO VOTE FOR
FAVORITE PLAYER, FAVORITE TD,FAVORITE HTD/ADMIN BY 10/31
LINKS ARE ON THE MAIN LEAGUE PAGE
BE SURE TO PUT UR SCREEN NAME OR THEY WONT COUNT
YOU GOT TIL MIDNIGHT ON 10/31..SOOO VOTEEEEEEEE
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PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP SPAM

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
DOUBLE UR BUXX...QUADRUPLE UR BUXX
OR EVEN 6 TIMES THE BUXX
UPGRADE UR MEMBERSHIP TO PREMIUM TODAY
CLICK "MEMBERSHIP INFO" ON THE LEAGUE PAGE
( left hand column under "my account" )
CHECK OUT UR OPTIONS AND UPGRADE TODAY!!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

GENERAL TOURNEY SPAM:

~*~ RACE TO 40K ATWT ~*~
Jump #895222
Coming up at 3:30 pm est!!!
Let's get busy Addicts!!!
Please message me lilmsmisbhaven
if you need me to wait for you!!!
http://plus2.igl.net/tourney/mids4u/895222

EXAMPLE BIRTHDAY TOURNEY SPAM:

~*~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUEANGEL ~*~
~*~ TRUE SWISS 6 ROUNDS - TARGET SPEED ~*~
Jump #893262
Coming up in 2:00 pm est!!!
Let's get busy Addicts!!!
www.myleague.com/mids4u

TRIVIA RULES:

1. WITH THE CHANGING WORLD CLIMATE, THE ANSWERS (ESPECIALLY OF COUNTRY NAMES) MAY HAVE CHANGED. I'M LOOKING FOR THE ANSWER MY QUESTION GENERATOR ISSUED. PLEASE DON'T ARGUE WITH THE CARD...LOL.
2.FIRST AND LAST NAMES MUST BE GIVEN FOR ALL "PERSON" QUESTIONS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED IN THE QUESTION.
3. NO ABBREVIATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED.
4. NO CHEATING...IE...NO USE OF SEARCH ENGINES (GOOGLE, MAMA, ETC)...THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
5. PROPER SPELLING IS NOT REQUIRED. ALTHOUGH I DO NEED TO BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
6. ONCE YOU HAVE 20 CORRECT ANSWERS YOU MUST STOP ANSWERING...YOU WILL RECEIVE 5 BUX FOR EACH CORRECT ANSWER.
7. I'VE HAD FUN SETTING THE TRIVIA UP...PLEASE NO ARGUING...BICKERING...ETC...AND WHATEVER I SAY ABOUT THE ANSWER IS FINAL (SEE #1).
HAVE FUN AND GOOOOOOOOOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

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CALLING ALL ADDICTS!!!!!!
HAVE U MARKED UR BDAY ON THE BDAY ALARM CLOCK??
GO TO.. www.birthdayalarm.com/dob/377716a1572682b363
(make sure u enter ur yahoo id...not real name)
(there is a link on the main page after bday posted)
OR MESSAGE CATCHAT69 AND LET HER KNOW WHEN UR BDAY IS
YEAR IS NOT IMPORTANT..BUT U WILL GET A TOURNEY
OF UR CHOICE FOR UR BDAY...SO SIGN UP TODAY!!!
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NEWBIE INCENTIVE PROGRAM:

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Attention Newbie ~*~* Wanna make 500 bux
We have a NEW incentive program Just For YOU
Contact your local Staff Member for information
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MATCHES WE PLAY:

Match Play: Matches are a set number of games 3 games, 5 games, 3 strikes, Catch Me If U Can 3 or 5 games, or a Race to 30K-100K. Races may range anywhere between 30,000-100,000 in 5K Incriments. Example: 35K, 60K, 85K, 100K Other twists are reserved for Tournaments, as we do hold a lot of twist tournaments you should have no problem finding a twist to your liking.

HOW TO REPORT TOURNEY PLAY:

TO REPORT YOU CLICK 'REPORT' ON THE
TOURNEY PAGE... enter your password,
then click on the button beside the
WINNER'S name and click the "Report Loss" button

HOW TO REPORT MATCH PLAY:

GO TO WWW.MYLEAGUE.COM/MIDS4U
ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE SCREEN, UNDER "THE LADDER," CLICK REPORT LOSS
TYPE IN YOUR NAME, PASSWORD, AND YOUR OPPONENT'S NAME
THEN CLICK SUBMIT THIS LOSS

COMMON ABBREVIATIONS USED IN HERETKAU:

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(((((name))))) = hugs OMW=on my way COI=come on in
GL=goodluck GI=got it VGL = very good luck
GLIN= good luck in next GLIL = good luck in last
GG = good game TYFPM = thank you for playing me
AAP = always a pleasure GLIRT = good luck in rest tonight/today
IWR=i will report GJ=good job NP= no problem
TC= take care HAGD = have a good day HAGN = have a good night
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