I Challenge LikeWhoa To A Duel! |
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From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/27/2002 7:17:07 PM | Message Detail |
Duel stands in the middle of a lava field, ready for battle. He was clearly ready to duel LikeWhoa, and Duel was ready to win this duel. Duel drawed his sword and ran towards LikeWhoa, getting closer....closer....closer....Duel was almost to LikeWhoa, when he tripped over a rock and fell in a pit of lava.
Duel loses yet again!
Do'h! --- Temporary sig until LikeWhoa says something funny. http://www.oocities.org/linkZ1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
From: PDZero | Posted: 7/27/2002 7:18:40 PM | Message Detail |
Whoa, that went Fast --- Mission Failed.. Josh 007 aka PDL aka PDZero! |
From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 7/27/2002 7:32:07 PM | Message Detail |
Hey, I recall something similar to this 'kill yourself duel' before. LET'S GO.
As LikeWhoa rushes toward his battered foes body, he accidentally swallows a fly! Oh, no! As he struggles to keep his consciousness, he trips over a tree trunk and pierces his heart on a pencil! He died.
Aw, shucks, I guess it's a draw. We'll have another go later.
--- OMG LikeWhoa sux0rz!11!! "Drop dead, you butt-head." ~ People talking to LikeWhoa |
From: PDZero | Posted: 7/27/2002 7:35:21 PM | Message Detail |
Impressive!
--- Mission Failed.. Josh 007 aka PDL aka PDZero! |
From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/27/2002 7:38:57 PM | Message Detail |
Duel's body is revived by a drunk angel who had lost her way. Duel sees LikeWHoa impaled on a pencil, horrified of the site, Duel runs. Duel looks back to see how far he got, and runs into a tree branch which goes through his body. He is now hanging there dead and impaled on a tree branch. --- Temporary sig until LikeWhoa says something funny. http://www.oocities.org/linkZ1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 7/27/2002 7:45:36 PM | Message Detail |
As LikeWhoa's still-open-yet-dead-eyes glance upon some hot chick, his heart springs back to life or something! He ignores the pencil sticking out of his chest, and runs toward Duel, in hopes of chopping him up and having fun ^____________^ with the pieces. Then all of a sudden the Loch Ness monster appeared out of nowhere and ate LikeWhoa. My, what a stupid way to die, but I can't think of anything else at the moment.
--- OMG LikeWhoa sux0rz!11!! "Drop dead, you butt-head." ~ People talking to LikeWhoa |
From: Tatl the Fairy V | Posted: 7/27/2002 7:47:47 PM | Message Detail |
This is funny. XD --- Tatl is reborn…woohoo. I still own your souls. |
From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 7/27/2002 7:50:27 PM | Message Detail |
In a rage against Tatl, LikeWhoa flips off... wait, LikeWhoa just remember that he is slowly being digested inside the Loch Ness monster. Curses! LikeWhoa loses again!
--- OMG LikeWhoa sux0rz!11!! "Drop dead, you butt-head." ~ People talking to LikeWhoa |
From: Mystic Warrior | Posted: 7/27/2002 7:56:03 PM | Message Detail |
XD --- Lord of the Dancing Spider. http://dynamic3.gamespy.com/~soaworld/iB_html/uploads/post-12-55652-spidey.gif |
From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/27/2002 8:00:33 PM | Message Detail |
Duel falls to the ground, and comes back to life. He pulls the branch out of him and runs toward the loch ness monster. Duel holds the branch and dives toward it, and gets eaten. Duel seens LikeWhoa inside and says we need to work together. Duel then eye gauges LikeWHoa and hits his head on an inner bone in the monster and gets knocked out. --- Temporary sig until LikeWhoa says something funny. http://www.oocities.org/linkZ1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
From: Bender1616 | Posted: 7/27/2002 8:02:27 PM | Message Detail |
*claps* More, more!
--- "Love, luck and lollipops!"-Batjew, my hero |
From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/27/2002 8:11:46 PM | Message Detail |
DUel wakes up from being unconscious. He feels like he is being digested, wait a second, he IS! LikeWhoa seems to have regained his eyesight and Duel jumps up. "We need to get out of here!" Duel shouts, and LikeWhoa runs because he thinks Duel will eye gauge him. So Duel runs after LikeWhoa and they arrive in the monsters mouth. Duel hits his head on a tooth and gets knocked out once again. --- Temporary sig until LikeWhoa says something funny. http://www.oocities.org/linkZ1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
From: oblivion viruses | Posted: 7/27/2002 8:46:37 PM | Message Detail |
I remember when Duel,Antallic, and I were in a duel and Likewhoa came in. What he put down was priceless.
Likewhoa arrives at the battlefield and approaches his opponent. He dies two minutes later because he forgot to breathe
"Oh well, I'll wait till next time.
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From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/27/2002 9:11:45 PM | Message Detail |
Duel wakes up, and remembers that no one has ever seen the LochNess Montser. If no one seen it, it's not legal. Duel and LikeWhoa find themselves falling to the ground, the monster gone. Duel lands on a stick in a sitting up motion. Duel says ow. Duel wonders where LikeWhoa is, as he will kill him when he gets a chance. --- Temporary sig until LikeWhoa says something funny. http://www.oocities.org/linkZ1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/28/2002 12:09:05 AM | Message Detail |
Duel is looking around and sees a table next to him. Him and LikeWhoa sit down on opposite ends and play checkers and talk about the arts for a good bit. In the background a dragon is eating a dog. LikeWhoa and Duel don't know how to play checkers, so they are moving pieces anywhere. Duel jumps up and says he wins and LikeWhoa throws a fit. DUel still said he wins though. LikeWhoa pokes Duel with a pencil. Duel runs out of fear. Suddenly, another table apears next to Duel. On it is a Banana, Sword, and Grenade. Duel grabs the banana and bops LikeWhoa on top of his head. --- Temporary sig until LikeWhoa says something funny. http://www.oocities.org/linkZ1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/28/2002 9:21:28 AM | Message Detail |
Where is LikeWhoa? ;_; I want to finish this battle damnit! --- Temporary sig until LikeWhoa says something funny. http://www.oocities.org/linkZ1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 7/28/2002 10:11:25 AM | Message Detail |
LikeWhoa continues to pretend he is not there, so he sneaks up behind Duel, grabs a nearby tree-branch... and realizes that it's not a tree-branch, but a life wriggling worm! Oh, dear! As LikeWhoa falls back from the shock, he, uh... I guess he falls into a pit-trap that some little kid has set or whatever! In the bottom were millions of tiny bugs, which ate LikeWhoa's organs, and it was not HowStrangelyErotic. THE END?
--- OMG LikeWhoa sux0rz!11!! "Drop dead, you butt-head." ~ People talking to LikeWhoa |
From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/28/2002 3:11:37 PM | Message Detail |
Duel sees LikeWhoa's insides get eaten, and Duel gets angered! He wanted to defeat LikeWhoa! Duel tossed the banana down in the pit and it revived LikeWhoa and killed the worms. Duel ran towards LikeWhoa and tripped over a tree branch and fell at LikeWhoa's feet. A bunch of white stuff then fell on his head. WHAT!? --- Temporary sig until LikeWhoa says something funny. http://www.oocities.org/linkZ1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/28/2002 8:56:44 PM | Message Detail |
C'mon LikeWhoa! Battle me you coward! --- Temporary sig until LikeWhoa says something funny. http://www.oocities.org/linkZ1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 7/28/2002 9:20:02 PM | Message Detail |
LikeWhoa suddenly realizes he has organs again, so he and Duel killed each other and lived happily ever after.
...More tomorrow if I'm not half asleep like I am now. --- OMG LikeWhoa sux0rz!11!! "Drop dead, you butt-head." ~ People talking to LikeWhoa |
From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/28/2002 9:22:38 PM | Message Detail |
Fine, we shall do again...TOMORRROW!
Ya know what they say....
Ye who fight and kill each other, live to fight tomorrow!
Or something like that.... --- Temporary sig until LikeWhoa says something funny. http://www.oocities.org/linkZ1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
From: Impossible | Posted: 7/28/2002 10:15:58 PM | Message Detail |
Go LikeWhoa! Legends are better then New Users! --- "BRA!! BRA!!" - King Boom Boo, Sonic Adventure 2 |
From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 7/29/2002 8:31:23 AM | Message Detail |
*gaspgaspgaspgaspgasp*
But Duel is like... really old.
LikeWhoa rushes toward Impossible, sword held high. In attempts to catch him quicker, he jumps down a small cliff, to cut off Impossible's path. Then LikeWhoa broke his leg or died or got hurt or [other]. --- OMG LikeWhoa sux0rz!11!! "Drop dead, you butt-head." ~ People talking to LikeWhoa |
From: blood blade689 | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:34:42 AM | Message Detail |
Blade watches the battle drinking a beer. He then gets very drunk and runs out on the field with his ass hanging high(WTF?). Anywho... Blade then runs at LikeWhoa with a Pepsi can. Then he trips over a bananna that Duel dropped and lands in LikeWhoa's Shirt! What the hell am I doing here I ask myself? --- blood blade Who shall I kill next? |
From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/29/2002 1:18:46 PM | Message Detail |
Go LikeWhoa! Legends are better then New Users!
*Snicker* I would explain it but I don't know if it would go through your head.
Duel sees Blade running toward him with a can. Duel sees him trip and land inside LikeWhoa's shirt. Duel is amazed, never has anyone had the guts to...do that...he thinks. Duel walks toward then suddenly A GIANT ROSIE O DONNEL MONSTER COMES AND DEMANDS SPOONS AND DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FUDGE BROWNIE ULTRA SUPREME ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!!!! Duel looks for a moment, then tells everyone to stand back, as he will handle this. Duel runs to Rosie and jumps at her, D'OH! Duel gets stuck in Rosie's rolls and screams "HOW STRANGELY EROTIC!" --- Temporary sig until LikeWhoa says something funny. http://www.oocities.org/linkZ1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
From: Tha2000 | Posted: 7/29/2002 1:28:48 PM | Message Detail |
Hmm... so that is how she go to fat!
HOW STRANGELY NOT EROTIC --- Tha ownz j00r bottom d00d! This is my signature until I can get a better one. |
From: PDZero | Posted: 7/29/2002 4:25:29 PM | Message Detail |
I happen to find Rosie O'Donnell Strangely Erotic! --- Mission Failed.. Josh 007 aka PDL aka PDZero! |
From: McGray | Posted: 7/29/2002 4:47:37 PM | Message Detail |
Crouches in a tree branch, his cape blowing in the wind, as he watches on in amusement. --- In the mood for a RPG? http://www.freewebs.com/zeldarpg/ |
From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 7/29/2002 8:44:51 PM | Message Detail |
LikeWhoa grabs on to McGray's cape in attempts to strangle him, only to find that the cape is a friggen clip-on. LikeWhoa goes flying back, flailing down a hill, and breaks eleven bones. Wow, for one of the greatest duelists in HISTORY, LikeWhoa sure sucks.
--- OMG LikeWhoa sux0rz!11!! "Drop dead, you butt-head." ~ People talking to LikeWhoa |
From: Tyrant of Fire | Posted: 7/29/2002 8:48:50 PM | Message Detail |
Sage prepares his bow and arrow. He holds it majestically in the air, preparing to fire upon his enemies. His long, dark hair blows in the wind as he aims carefully at his target, whom will surely be impaled upon the peace of death that is his hero. His finger twitches as he prepares to fire. He fires, and then falls back, an arrow sticking strait out of his chest
Onlooking Crowd: Point it the other way, retard! --- If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is definately not the sport for you! I am Sage of Light |
From: SaiyanGirl | Posted: 7/29/2002 8:52:31 PM | Message Detail |
SaiyanGirl wanders into the battlefield, picking daisies and whatnot. She sees a most amusing scene, and, wishing to join, starts chucking daisies at the crowd. --- "Promise me one thing. Whatever path you take in this life, be true to yourself." -Shu Lien; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon |
From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 7/29/2002 8:56:09 PM | Message Detail |
LikeWhoa is all angry for some reason! As he runs toward somebody, he gets hit with one of those blasted flowers SaiyanGirl threw, and is knocked unconscious. THAT'S CHEATING, SAIYANGIRL! LikeWhoa runs toward her... no wait, LikeWhoa is unconscious. BLOODY HELL!
--- OMG LikeWhoa sux0rz!11!! "Drop dead, you butt-head." ~ People talking to LikeWhoa |
From: SaiyanGirl | Posted: 7/29/2002 8:58:15 PM | Message Detail |
SaiyanGirl never misses a chance for mouth-to-mouth with LikeWhoa. She runs toward his unconscious body, but somehow fails to notice the pit with sharpened toothbrushes in the bottom. Good thing it wasn't in her path. She reaches LikeWhoa and gives him some passionate......CPR. --- "Promise me one thing. Whatever path you take in this life, be true to yourself." -Shu Lien; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon |
From: Tha2000 | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:05:57 PM | Message Detail |
se><0r him d00dette! --- http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=400&topic=3687702 Go there to enter the GameFAQs Basketball Leauge |
From: Tha2000 | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:09:37 PM | Message Detail |
Tha cares to join!
Tha runs at Duel with a apple in him hand! Right before he gets to Duel he somehow bites his eyes and he can't see. Tha then runs into the Rosie blob o' fat and rolls down the hill getting impaled my sharpend toothbrushes --- http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=400&topic=3687702 Go there to enter the GameFAQs Basketball Leauge |
From: ZGE | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:10:01 PM | Message Detail |
ZGE wanders into the battlefield and notices SaiyanGirl giving CPR to LikeWhoa. "How sad..." he thinks. He notices Duel007 coming to kill LikeWhoa and SaiyanGirl. "BOOOOOOOO!!!" ZGE says and throws toilet paper onto the battlefield. --- Over there is where the leprechaun told me to burn things! Ralph Wiggum If you're going to tell me to shut up, then don't bother. |
From: Quidigibul | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:13:44 PM | Message Detail |
*tackles ZGE and gives him CPR* --- Signatures are for nerds, ...hey, wait a minute, |
From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:15:34 PM | Message Detail |
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From: SaiyanGirl | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:17:14 PM | Message Detail |
SaiyanGirl momentarily stops giving LikeWhoa to frown at ZGE's actions. After putting Quid's innards back into his...shell...she throws one of her Really Deadly Daisies at ZGE and returns her attention to LikeWhoa. --- "Promise me one thing. Whatever path you take in this life, be true to yourself." -Shu Lien; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon |
From: Quidigibul | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:17:37 PM | Message Detail |
Here's another, Bleeds into ZGE's mouth then kisses him I love you too, sweety, --- Signatures are for nerds, ...hey, wait a minute, |
From: Tha2000 | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:21:30 PM | Message Detail |
Tha runs up the hill and looks up at Quid's insides. Then he suddenly tripps over a rock and goes tumbling head first into another rock. Tha is knocked out. --- http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=400&topic=3687702 Go there to enter the GameFAQs Basketball Leauge |
From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:22:14 PM | Message Detail |
*Catches the deadly daisy and stabs Quidigibul in the heart*
*takes the deadly daisy out of Quidigibul and stabs Saiyan Girl in the heart with it* --- Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. If you're going to tell me to shut up, then don't bother. |
From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:39:14 PM | Message Detail |
*sends Quidigibul to another galaxy, never to be seen again* --- Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. If you're going to tell me to shut up, then don't bother. |
From: Quidigibul | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:48:36 PM | Message Detail |
*looks over ZGE's shoulder* Oh, are those flowers for me? *smiles and takes the flowers and smells them Aw, you're so sweet, --- Signatures are for nerds, ...hey, wait a minute, |
From: Tha2000 | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:48:36 PM | Message Detail |
Tha says hey, you can't kill SaiyanGirl, those are her Deadly Things. Then Tha remembers that he is knocked out
D'oh! --- http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=400&topic=3687702 Go there to enter the GameFAQs Basketball Leauge |
From: blood blade689 | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:54:13 PM | Message Detail |
Blood Blade pulls out a blade with blood on it. Then he attempts to wipe it off on his shirt but hten it cuts through his fingers. Ahh damn. --- blood blade Who shall I kill next? |
From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 7/29/2002 10:05:39 PM | Message Detail |
ZGE takes Blood Blade's bloody blade and swings it at him, cutting off his head. Then an extra ugly and large Richard Simmons comes and starts to do his dance.
"NOOOO!!!" ZGE yells as he melts to the ground. --- Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. If you're going to tell me to shut up, then don't bother. |
From: blood blade689 | Posted: 7/29/2002 10:09:30 PM | Message Detail |
Blood Blade gets his body up and then picks up him head and puts it on. Yay! Then Blade goes and plays Putt Putt golf but when he is doing that he falls in a hole and breaks his... tibula? --- blood blade Who shall I kill next? |
From: Ellimist | Posted: 7/29/2002 10:32:26 PM | Message Detail |
Ellimist flies over the happyish chaos in his silent helicopter. He gets into the jump position and looks for prey. He spots a target in the shape of ZGE. He straps on his non-see-through goggles so the wind wont bother him
Ellimist: Pilot! How far d'you think we are from the ground?
Pilot: (looking at map of Italy) Why, It looks like a foot!
Ellimist Jumps
WAAAAHHHHHH! CAAAAAAATTCHH MEEEEEE-Splat --- Be not afeared, the isle is full of noises The Tempest Act 3, Scene 2 |
From: Duel007 | Posted: 7/29/2002 10:50:48 PM | Message Detail |
Duel sees Ellimist go splat! Duel very scared starts running around the battle field screaming. After about 25 minutes, Duel realizes he was running in circles and there was a tree blocking his way with a LONG branch sticking out. Duel stabbed himself many many times. Duel looks and sees, and just before he dies, Duel remembers he forgot to open his eyes so it never happened. Suddenly, everyone on the battlefield looks over and sees Rosie screaming and stamping for some Ultra Deluxe chocolate brownie sandwich whatever. Duel, very scared, runs toward LikeWhoa, and starts talking about how they should kill Rosie. Duel suggests running and jumping into her rolls, and then....WAIT A MINUTE! Duel suggests that the only way to kill something that eats people, IS TO EAT THEM! Duel pulls out his spoons and forks and even sporks, and gives some to LikeWhoa and everyone else. --- Likewhoa arrives at the battlefield and approaches his opponent. He dies two minutes later because he forgot to breathe. ~ LikeWhoa |
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