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From: jukester | Posted: 8/1/2002 7:39:40 PM | Message Detail

Yay. I love making these topics. I've found alot of things that are a blast to do in public. My absolute favorite would be:

At the mall:
-Wear a robe, a long beard, carry a staff, and make people answer riddles to get into the public restrooms.
-Wear two of those foam hand things you get at sporting events and get a large soda. Sit on a bench in the busiest part of the mall, and try to drink your soda using the hands. Make a big deal of it. (When people try to help you, accuse them of being discriminatory to people with disabilities)
-Run through the mall like a madman shouting "THEYRE COMING!!!"

Also,

At the Movies:
shout "Can you pause it? I gotta pee!"

Post more if you can think of any.

SoL

From: PhillyEagleBoy | Posted: 8/1/2002 7:41:19 PM | Message Detail

I like skipping through stores wearing a cowboy hat.
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From: roxpox77 | Posted: 8/1/2002 7:43:37 PM | Message Detail

lick yourself,
ask "have you seen my tampon/condom?
Chase people yelling, "you have my jub jub, you have my jub jub!!"
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From: MSimm62385 | Posted: 8/1/2002 7:45:52 PM | Message Detail

ROFLMFAO!!!
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From: mister dude | Posted: 8/1/2002 7:47:31 PM | Message Detail

Jump. All the time. Look like you're unaware of your jumping.

This works. Trust me.
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From: videogame warrior | Posted: 8/1/2002 10:25:34 PM | Message Detail

Go to Wal-Mart. Stand in front of an item. When someone asks you if you need any help, yell out: "NO! Why don't you people leave me alone?" Then curl up into fetal position and start sobbing.
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From: Habnot | Posted: 8/1/2002 10:27:14 PM | Message Detail

Scratch your butt in public,or pretend to pull out a wedgie.Works like a charm.
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From: JustAGirl | Posted: 8/1/2002 10:28:10 PM | Message Detail

Pee on people's cars.
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From: videogame warrior | Posted: 8/1/2002 10:29:10 PM | Message Detail

Pee IN people's cars.
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From: Gwen Stefani | Posted: 8/1/2002 10:29:41 PM | Message Detail

Bakery:
-Ask for a cake in the shape of a (use your minds)

From: Alissa | Posted: 8/1/2002 10:41:21 PM | Message Detail

Get really drunk and go... anywhere!
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...yummy...

From: Mars | Posted: 8/1/2002 10:41:34 PM | Message Detail

Play the tuba really badly, inside a Port-a-Potty. I have the Far Side to thank for this great idea.
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From: DemonNick | Posted: 8/2/2002 12:14:44 AM | Message Detail

Okay,
Step 1: Sit on a sidewalk with mild foot traffic
Step 2: Whenever someone passes by, grab onto their pantlegs
Step 3: Ask Them "Will You Be My Special Friend?"
Step 3.5: if they have an affirmitive response like "Maybe Later" "sure" "why not" or "If if will make you get off my leg" then go to 4, if not, repeat 1 through 3
4: Jump up and scream "RAPE!!!!"
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From: Syrax | Posted: 8/2/2002 1:00:14 AM | Message Detail

Qouting the wonderful Sluggy, a sure way to ZSB enlightenment with Sy.

I've always wanted to do this, but they don't care what I say when I say it in a small time place.

1: Go to a patriotic place wearing a lot of punk articles (I mean anti-conformist) such as RATM shirt, shirt with a swastika or hammer/sickle, picture of Lenin/Stalin/Marx/Trotsky, anarchy shirt, ****ed up destroyed pants with an anti-amerikan flag on, ETC.
2. Yell "******* SUCKS! AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
3. When someone grabs you to kick you out, say "STOP VIOLATING MY RIGHTS! I AM A PATRIOTIC TAXPAYER! I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH!"
4. Avoid the FBI fire because they want to arrest you for treason

It's not only fun, it's police-assissted suicide!
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From: krosser | Posted: 8/2/2002 1:03:40 AM | Message Detail

jukesters mom
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From: MSimm62385 | Posted: 8/2/2002 6:24:13 AM | Message Detail

Go to your nearest retirement home, and shout out thing like *****, ****, ****, ****, and ****.
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From: roxpox77 | Posted: 8/2/2002 9:43:23 AM | Message Detail

go to the movies and yell "stop molesting me!"
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From: JOTERO5000 | Posted: 8/2/2002 10:37:40 AM | Message Detail

Get into really fancy clothes, go to the mall and in a fancy accent, ask for money.

Go to the mall and scream out There's a bomb in the mall, and run outside as fast as you can

Hug random people ans ask them out

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