STEVENS CHEESEY CHAT UP LINES

0.5 % of these are belived to be effective!!.. use them at your own risk/enjoyment/ahh what the heck. just go say em to some random girl.....

" ive seemed to have lost my number, can i have urs?"

"am i going to just waste 20 minutes chatin you up, or are you going to come back to mine?"

"there nice legs, what time do they open?"

"you smell that?.............thats love"

"im new around here, what are the directions to urs?"

"these are nice mucles, i think i had better show you them.......all of them"

"your teeth are like stars, they only come out at night"

"hi.....will u marry me?"

SO THERE YA HAVE EM... WELL ALL WHAT HE CAN THINK OF FOR NOW!!.  IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE U CAN CONTRIBUTE WHICH MIGHT BOOST HIS SUCCESS RATE... PLZ LET THE POOR CHILD HAVE THEM!!